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"Little kid, you'd better take this ball before I stuff it down your mouth, then take a bat to your father's head, and then throw a gatorade cooler from the dugout onto the diamond."
Or that's what the media want you to believe Kemp is saying.
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4 comments:
He used it as distraction to take the little girl's purse.
...which was filled with chains (Woody Allen reference).
"Little kid, you'd better take this ball before I stuff it down your mouth, then take a bat to your father's head, and then throw a gatorade cooler from the dugout onto the diamond."
Or that's what the media want you to believe Kemp is saying.
That's awesome! I love Matt Kemp.
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