ESPN Adds Insult to Injury By Using Frightful Photo of Derek Jeter

I mean, seriously. Jeter looks absolutely horrific there. Jeter's visage simply had to have been photoshopped; I mean, look at those deep crevasses (crevices?) on his forehead and those puffy bags under his eyes. Would a man with his own line of skin care products have skin that wrinkly? I think not. I mean, I know he is one "DRIVen" guy, but still.

Hey, and look who's there to write the surely sensitive eulogy, "NY falling, Boston rising"? Peter Gammons? What a shocker!