Derek Jeter at least had the good sense to (censored) Mariah Carey before she hit the wall and married hack directors.
Monday, July 07, 2008
A-Rod's about to find out if he can live on a measly $14 million a year. Just as he passes Mickey Mantle on the HR list, Mr. Rod does his best imitation of Joe Dimaggio (and Kobe Bryant, Shaq, Dennis Rodman, Paul LoDuca, Roger Clemens, Verne Troyer, etc...). Or maybe he's hanging with Madonna to learn more about the Kabalah.