In the 4th quarter, Rex Grossman elected to make the bookies in Chicago very happy by throwing one of the least graceful-looking interceptions this side of Tecmo Bowl. It gets returned for a TD. That 7 point spread vanishes, as does my cash.
Devin Hester one-ups perenial Super Bowl stud Adam Vinateri by scoring first.
I don't even know who got the first sack, except he was wearing a Colts jersey. I don't even know who I picked to get the first sack, but it was supposed to be a Bear.
Peyton rushing for over 1.5 yards? A no-brainer! Well, his rush total was the exact same as mine. 0 yards.
But there's some hope to recoup. I succesfully picked Peyton's QB rating range, which paid out three to one. Somehow despite 179 first half yards, Peyton threw for under 275 total, which made me ecstatic. Until I realized that my f-ing bet didn't go through. Luckily, with only one Peyton TD pass, I'm in good shape if James Blunt's metrosexual smash You're Beautful nets more than a single Grammy. Now, onto my annual Golden Raspberry bet. Basic Instinct 2 is a LOCK. So sayeth Delino.