...opening day of Grapefruit League ball, that is. And according to the LA Times, he can swing a bat, too (note the Lugo-esque .193 batting average)!
Let's hope Wolf can pull us out of our current Grapefruit League standings. According to ESPN.com, we are tied for last place.
In all seriousness, I can't wait until 10.05PT on March 1.