Thursday, February 01, 2007

Father of Red Sox GM Punks AP

From the AP article about Red Sox GM Theo Epstein's recent stealth wedding, the details of which turned out to be a hoax:

Epstein is known for keeping things quiet -- such has his successful bid for Japanese pitching star Daisuke Matsuzaka. He sneaked out of Fenway Park in a gorilla suit on Halloween 2005 when he quit his job for a few months.

Say what you want about Ned Colletti—at least the words "gorilla suit" do not appear in his bio.


Alex Cora said...

I thought it was a CHAKA suit - Its the LAAANNNNDD OF THE LLOOOOSSTTT!!!

Steve Sax said...

I don't think Neddie's 'stache would fit in the gorilla suit.