Sons of Steve Garvey: All NBA, all the time!
"Isn't it too ridiculous?" [Yao] said. "I saw the news on Internet. The writer is so good at hoaxes. What's that? She's only 1.57m. I'm 2.26m. Does it sound reasonable?"
(For you ugly Americans, Yao is 7' 6", Long 5' 2".)
Hey Yao, above is a picture of Nia Long. You'll notice she is very not too ridiculous. Next time someone suggests you dated her, just smile.