Tuesday, January 30, 2007

This Just In: Sammy Sosa Is Not a Jehovah's Witness

In other slugger-of-dubious-authenticity news, Sammy Sosa officially signed a minor league deal with the Rangers (AP/ESPN.com):

Sosa said Tuesday that there has always been speculation but "never any evidence [of steroid use]."

"I am not going to go to every fan's home and knock on the door and say to them: 'Believe in me,' " he said. "This is not my style."

See, I think they truncated Sammy's quote:

"I am not going to go to every fan's home and knock on the door and say to them: 'Believe in me,' " he said. "This is not my style. I am more of a doorbell ringer."

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