Hyun-Jin Ryu (0-0, 0.00) vs. Julio Teheran (0-0, 0.00).
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Don Mattingly. You manage the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Donnie Baseball! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Captain Oveur: No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: All right, but just remember, my name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest but my dad says you're a slave to lefty-lefty righty-righty matchups. And he says that lots of times, you don't even get the difference between REED JOHNSON and FREAKIN' JASON HEYWARD, especially during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since spring training. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to juggle tired relievers while your offense isn't hitting for jack shit.
Thanks to SoSG Nomo for the graphic and theme!
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I want to father Hanram's babies.
HANRAM!
HANLEY SO MANLY
Hanley is en fuecken fuego!
Mrs FB is now whistling El Mariachi Loco
get him home, AG
DAT DAT dat dat dat DAT DAT dat
awful
Barves are getting a lot of close calls.
that makes me mad, we gotta execute better
Just Puig it!
FUCK YOU, DISH NETWORK! What the fuck!?
Attaboy! Love that shit!!!
Viva Puig!
Yes!! Wild Horse comes through!
Good piece of hitting Puig.
Mas runs
URINE!
Urine!!!
Uribe!!!!!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURIBE!!!!!!!
URIBE!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit batman. Wow
10 fucking runs? It still doesn't feel like enough
@Saxy how crazy is it?
I need new pants.
Loud as shit!!
Boobies and ice cream!!!
Come on Cap!
I BELIEVE!
cmon Cap, hold'em to 5
URIBE!!! Holy shit!
throw strikes, Cap, for chrissakes
@Paul is the Boobies and Ice Cream stand on the Loge level or did they add one to Field?
Throw strikes, dipshit.
Boobies and Ice Cream opened up for the Menudos on their reunion tour didn't they?
Cap you are killing me
Dodgers fans trying to do the fake tomahawk chop chant. Not working all that well, but funny
That said, it's Capuano on the mound, so settle down folks
@Paul and Saxy, have you guys met up?
I'm in line for the boobies stand. Anyone want anything?
Paul, where are you sitting?
Let's get 2
I hate the wave
@Saxy, Mrs FB says I can only have ice cream
I feel bad I can't see MSTI tonight.
Come on, GIDP right here.
good job, Cap
My braves fan friend just popped a beach ball that came to us. I gotta say, I agree.
Nice inning of work Cappy
Now, 3 more runs please!
@FB: aren't you lactose intolerant?
Anyone going tomorrow?
Beach balls suck. Especially at a playoff game.
it's true but Mrs FB is going to bed so she won't have to deal with the aftermath
beachballs are wack
@FB: don't fart in bed while she's awake
Ump, you've been against us all night. It's amazing we've scored 10 runs
@saxy
Field level section 34 row m.
Totally agree, Sax. There is no place for beach balls in baseball especially in the postseason.
@Saxy we have some Dutch Oven conditions in our prenup
Had enuf of TBS stooges; listening to 570 and syncing with tv
Out of regular boobies at this stand. Only garlic boobies.
@Pauly get ready for some dryhumping
mmmm garlic boobies, so good at the time but they'll be repeating on you all night
Cap, what the fark?!?
Cappy be rusty
Throw strikes!!!!
Crapuano seems to think the strike zone is in the dirt.
where is my crowbar?
Cap is rusty like a fender of a Syracuse Pinto
that'll work! attaboy, Cap
Woooooo!
Sit Down
Hey! The ump sucked FOR us for once!
MEllis is swinging at a lot of stuff
I hope he can get an AB vs a lefty at some point
everybody swinging at everything
Money is battling hard
Garlic boobies with gravy. Mmmm..
shit
fouled off on his foot
Ha let's six XBH this series ties Steve Garvey for the most in a postseason series in LA dodger history (1978 NLCS vs phi)
^Hanley's
and Hanley grinds out the walk
fiddlesticks.
crap - great stop by Johnson to turn that into a double-play
Amish Opie in
Nice K there JP
narsty pitch to K Heyward
@Saxy the connectivity seems better there. The fact that you can post here with a full 55K there is a good sign
good pitch, JP
i mean that in a respectful way
Cal, you rube
Attaboy, JP, love that nasty Janet Jackson shit
Pretty sweet GBA tonight.
Puig still has a hitch in his get along.
fuck, Puig is definitely running with gimp
Goddammit is he limping?
He was fast down the line. Hopefully just a soft tissue bruise.
not sure if that's a hammy or maybe a twinge in his knee or ankle
holding his quad going to the dugout
how is Dre doing? Can he run in a curve yet?
Puig has been playing through pain for a while though, and excelling.
Andre Ethier, please take note.
if we get stuck, who else can play outfield? Can SVS play right?
holy shit, what a catch by CC!
Great play,Crawdude.
great job, JP!
Shit, don't get hurt, Crawford. THAT is how you pad a fucking wall, Wrigley Field.
Beli's song is Rock the Bells apparently. Sadly appropriate
OK Beli, this is a great time to get the feeling back
stupid chop
cut the shit
attaboy, Beli, that was nasty
Beli throwing hard, throwing wildly
way to stay with it, MEllis!
Nice work, CC, JP and Beli!
AJ you tough SOB
Jesus, that was a direct hit on that elbow. Again, playing through pain...this is the playoffs, boys!
AJEllis wearing it like a man!
Dre up, trying to find the feeling
Dre Ks, looks hurt
Puig and Matty messing around on the bench
AJ heads to the clubhouse to work on that elbow
FedEx tomorrow with Nolasco so AJ can rest
So happy I don't hAve to worry about league
MEllis works the walk
Dodgers winning through pain, yet all we're gonna hear is how gritty and gutty the Cardinals and Pirates are. "Grinding out wins."
Hanley you magnificent sonovabitch
Hanley with only a single? I guess that works.
Come on, let's wear down this bullpen.
you said it, Cliffy
on both statements
nice work, AG!
christ why couldn't that have happened on Friday?
Please don't hurt yourself more, YP
Puig piles it on
Romp
Wow. 13-4
Crazy, right? Most runs scored on Atlanta all season
why are you pitching Paco tonight? All three of your lefties will have pitched at least an inning tonight?
I guess Donnie is expecting 7 great innings from Ricky, 1 from Wilson and 1 from Kenley to close it out
Paco is my taco
I am also Fred
hate the empty seats behind the plate
nice stop by Punto
Paco, Paco, Paco
you are toast
Paco not good.
Make that 13-6
can't get out the righty everybody said you should have faced in game 2, can't get out the lefty you were expected to get out
why the FUCK do you pitch Paco tonight?
because you have given up on him, that's how
Tomorrow, when Hayward is up late in the game, do not give the ball to Paco.
cheezus Kenley is up in the pen
Come on,you fuck.
all you need is two outs.
Paco is killing my buzz.
Paco is B. Leaguered.
Freeman with a miracle K
FINISH HIM!
You're killing me,Paco.
you have to be kidding me
i don't know what to say
Damn. Kenley
here comes a 3-Run homer, then the last out
KENLEY
PARTYMAKINTIME!
We make party!!!
Kenley takes care of business! Party time!!
One more win.
Pedal to the metal. No letting up tomorrow.
Preach on, Neeebs! we got the boot to the neck, time to grind in the heel
Nice game thread tonight.
FB moderating for the crew.
I get a whole day in LA to booze tomorrow!!!
@Paully you need to be game-ready for tomorrow. Make sure you work in some French dip and chicken-n-waffles too
OK good night all
Let's see what Pretty Ricky has for us tomorrow
I know what women mean about multiple orgasms now...
wow
ha!
I was at a party tonight (don't worry - game was on and half of LA was gathered around the TV) so couldn't do any commenting, but the one and only comment I saw was Scott's, and that's the only one I need to see.
@Paul
Txt a brother tomorrow.
Woooooo!!!!
@Dusty
You got it!
getting antsy for tonight
Let's close those muhfugga OUT!
And how drunk is Paul right now?
I need a coffee with some Irish blessings in it pronto!!
Where's the PGT? I want to gloat?
And this post is just to bring the total posts to 400...help my OCD...
Just got rid of my hangover! PGT up at 2:01p!
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