Clayton Kershaw (0-1, 0.00) vs. Michael Wacha (1-0, 0.00)
So...what's left to say? Zack Greinke and the suddenly-powerful bats bought us one more game. We know Kershaw's ready. We know Ethier's...something. If the bats from Game 5 made the trip to St. Louis, then maybe we can keep this crazy show running.
There is the little matter of this:
Hanley Ramirez out of the #Dodgers lineup today. Nick Punto at shortstop.
— Dylan Hernandez (@dylanohernandez) October 18, 2013
Then again, it's been pretty clear from the last two games that Hanley just can't go. If he saves all of his mojo for one key AB, that might be the best use for him now.
Clench your butts, grab your drinks, and enjoy your anxiety, everyone, because...
313 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 313 of 313This is not looking good. Either Kershaw's arm falls off or we go to the bullpen early.
Damn. I got a bad feeling about this...
#toomanypitches
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT SHIT SHIT
that'll do it
could have had that ass at second too
Puig with a mental gaff
people have scored runs off Kershaw before, no big deal
tough play but the Cards would have caught that
Karina's here? Never mind, we're good.
Kersh missed his moment. At least we'll be able to pay him less next year bc we can go to the "You ain't clutch in the playoffs, kiddo" well.
Going mobile. Off line for awhile
Throw at his head!
Get out of this with one run.
Cmon, Clayton
At leAST That was real purty
@Neeebs good idea, think I need to step away for a bit too
Not enough cork in that bat.
One of my best friends work for the Cards. Got two WS Ring swith them. But right now, I only feel hate for this team
Next inning we come back with 3 runs
There's no place like home
With your family around you you're never alone
When ya know that your loved
You don't need to roam
Cause there's no place like home
Time's are changing everyday
We won't get by with the same old ways
No-oooo pulling together will make it right
With help from are friends I know we can right
Cause there's no place like home
With your family around you you're never alone
When you know that your loved
You don't need to roam
Cause there ain't no place like
Better believe it
I said their no place like home
"I mean no place child" .
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I think my kid grew a foot since this inning began
Just like the old days, double D.
This might get ugly.
Well, it was a good season.
@DD
have that third foot removed
rage
buh bye season. it was a fun run.
come on, you red sox!
Molina might get victory eyebrow waxing
Ugh.
Paging Dodger offense. Dodger offense to the floor, please.
it ain't over 'till it's over
I'm more tense because those smug-assed beezo-bird fans don't deserve good things...
FYI Auto correct on iPHone for Kershaw is Jew Hats
63 pitches for Clay, still in the 3rd. Fail.
Wow. Haven't seen him miss this bad in awhile.
As pissed off as we are, the guys at FOX are even more annoyed.
Why is Dwight' Schrute's ccousin MOSE up at bat.
Cy Young is gassed.
Sack up
the good thing out of this walk is that the third out is in every base
I actually just said UGH out loud
Like a fucking Charlie Brown character
No visit to the mound?
Sorry for the swearing. My kids are in ear shot
Sack down
This is death.
Maybe a visit to the pound.
Say it aint So, Kershow.
Just one pitch to Robinson's ribs....gawwwddd....
Cy Young is looking more like Neil Young.
80 though 3 innings.
egad.
WHAT THE FUCK, BASEBALL GODS?!
Neil Young is looking more like Neil Sedaka
a run an inning. we can do this.
(cries)
Lets get a couple back here boys!
Crawdaddy leadoff walk. False hope!
Why is Ellis hitting second still?
blurgh
Ellis reading from the Michael Young playbook, I see...
I...don't feel so good.
A Cardinals-Red Sox World Series might be the most uninteresting matchup ever.
I don't think i have ever turned a big game off early but between the Dodgers bats and the Puig hate and this umps zone I'm want to but I'm trying real hard to be the shepard Dodgers.
Would love to see Puig work on his discipline some more.
Es verdad, Rookie.
The Puig hate is depressing...I want that kid to succeed so badly.
Twitter is the unhappiest place on earth right now.
Got lucky there.
1-2-3 4th for CK.
Okay boys. Show some balls.
(shows balls)
Now someone get a marker! Quick!
*shows ron cey autographed ball*
Wacha only has 3 K's.
Wacha has a superfluous third nipple I hear, too.
No nipple is superfluous.
Wow, Puig is Puiging all over the place.
I want to Puig on Beltran's mother.
Matt Adams reminds me of a kid who went to the same elementary school as me...he ate mayonaise sandwiches every day for lunch.
Bread...big glob of mayo...bread.
I'm off to dinner with my inlaws.
IF this is our last game...
Let me just say it was a privilege playing with you tonight,
(Puts cello down)
1st & 3rd, no out. Don't see Kershaw escaping this inning.
Physically sick, literally. I guess the booze and Velveeta dip together did me in. In bed listening to the radio. It doesn't sound good. Not gonna lie to you, boys.
Official time of death: 7:19 PM PST.
We all feel like we ate bad Velveeta right now.
Now we start to plunk them in the ribs.
Drill them all fricken cheaters.
Those Cardinals fans better be respectful to Clayton when he walks to the dugout, so help me God...
Nope.
I'm going to do a handful of blow and forget about today.
Damn, Clayton just moldering there on the bench.
Mellis botches the custom-made DP.
Not ready to give up the season yet
I was looking at the BestFansStLouis Twitter feed the other day, specifically at apicture of a middle finger gesturing at Yasiel Puig, and I thought two things:
1.) "A Missourian took his finger out of his butthole long enough to take a picture."
2.) "Bet that's the first time that finger has seen daylight in a while."
That shot of Clayton in the dugout was heartbreaking.
Good luck with your next team, Andre. Thanks for all the hits and HRs this post season. And thanks Donnie for all your crapitude as well.
It makes so much sense that A.J. crushes it...and misses a HR by two feet.
Someone better get to Dusty's house and help him start patching the holes in the walls.
This still isn't as bad as the Matt Stairs game.
@Orel this game is just bad, that Stairs game(s) were BRUTAL
What's Gibby doing right now?
Really glad we will have a new second baseman next year. Still will probably lose the division but hey.
When's spring training?
Should I go ahead and post the GDMFPGT, friends?
This is what it feels like when doves cry.
Why am I still watching this?
Note to Sax: time to wash that shirt.
I should have gone with Neeebs to the 38 Special concert.
I thought tonight was Winger?
Yes Dusty. At least we can finish strong.
8+1 game. Here we go.
Cardinals fans are dicks.
Sorry I had to go silent for a while guys. Are we doing group hugs yet?
At least I still have winter baseball to look up to and suffer with...as World Series I am concerned, I hope whatever team makes them to look incompetent
Good night, my lovelies
GDMFPGT up!
That's a wrap.
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