I tried to bite my tongue when I found out Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval broke his hand and will miss four to six weeks. Although we make plenty of fun of Kung Fat Panda on this blog, injuries are not funny, so I was going to let it go.
Then I found out the bone Sandoval broke was the hamate bone. Okay, I could make that joke, but it's still a bit of a stretch. I opted to pass.
And that slight pause was just enough window for MLB.com to come in and make the food references:
SAN FRANCISCO -- The offense-starved Giants were forced to scrape for morsels of optimism Thursday as third baseman Pablo Sandoval, their top run producer, went on the 15-day disabled list with a fractured left hamate bone.
"Offense-starved"? "Scrape for morsels"?
Who's hungry? Let's pile on more toppings!