Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
You know why we lost the first game of this second-round series? Because we Sons were too lazy to give the Lakers their own GameThread. Won't make that mistake again!* (Neither will a pissed-looking Kobe, by the way.)
(*) To be fair, we didn't get this GT up until 6.28p. So it's entirely conceivable that this could happen again. I gotta get me a new alarm clock.
photo: Harry How, Getty Images (May 2, 2011)
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
72 comments:
DF PG
KB SG
RA SF
PG PF
AB C
I'm ready. Bring it!
Chicky baby!
I'm preparing meeting minutes with the aid of a Chinaco Reposado. Interestingly, productivity is way up.
Shut up Barkley. You too Kenny Smif. Start the game already.
^Smith
DFPGKBSGRASFPGPFABC!
(cries)
Wait, wrong thread.
What up compadres?
Kidd can shoot threes alnight .
Come on Lakers. Fuck Dallas!
Your killing me,Lakers.Killing me!
^You're
Thanks, Spank.
We should be owning these fools.WTF!
Nice shot Brown.
(cries)
Pansy ass floppers.
This is better.
Boooooo!
More material for my emo tumblr.
Lucky fucking shot
ATTACK THE FUCKING PAINT
Lakers need to bring in Chente. He''l make a basket. Fo'sho'.
Dave Miller seems to get into a hissy fit every five seconds on Twitter. He needs to relax. A little kush can help him calm down.
Not that I would know it. I don't. Nothing.
DAMMIT.
I nicknamed my pen "Chente" because I can never find it when I need it.
wait, let me do the calculation
that's .000
Chente would just hit Dirk in the head with the ball.
I hope he'd stop there.
wait, who is Chente?
I'm down with Chente beaning Dirk.
@ Saxy
Vicente Padilla. Chente is a mexican slang name for Vicente.
Vicente also means Vincent,In case you did not know.
hey, ah, Lakers? You may want to try here
The Lakers need Chente to take Dirk out. Someone needs to take Dirk out. Send in Joe Smith to clothesline him. It's not like he does anything anyway. What's up with Theo Ratliff, nobody'd care if he was suspended a couple of games, right?
that's who i thought you were discussing...
But if Chente played for the Lakers, wouldn't the game be interrupted every ten seconds to mop up the court?
@ Saxy re: mop up floor
No difference as to when A.C.Green played with his jheri curl.
If I wanted to see a one man offensives team I would have watched today's Dodger game!
68-62 at the end of three
I see dreams of a threepeat start to smolder
Goddamn! make a fucking three pointer
Fuck you, Steve Blake. You are the Aaron Miles of this team.
@Paul: We had one man contributing today?
Well theoretically we had one man that could produce offense. He didnt. So the Dodgers didnt.
Fuck the fucking threes already
Miles,You suck!
Great defense.
FUCK ME IN THE TARPITS!
FUCK THE 3S, ATTACK THE RIM
i may be going Emo too if the Lakers lose.
Fuck Emo and Cookie Monster!
BLALAHLHALFFAF
Wow.
9-for-18...from the fucking charity stripe.
We have to start shooting threes.
Oh Wait.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now a tre
There will be a shitfest of epic proportions tomorrow in the LA Sports world. Worse than 2008. At least they made the Finals in 08. This year they have a 6-game win over NOLA.
Now we are playing with urgency.
Don't celebrate yet
Motherfuckers.History ain't on your side.
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Bill Plaschke's article* from tomorrow's paper:
The Lakers were distracted.
Distracted by Phil's last game.
Distracted by the pressure mounting on their shoulders.
Distracted by Lamar's new reality show.
Distracted by that one dunk Andrew Bynum missed back in December of 2007.
Those distractions ultimately distracted the Lakers out of two home games.
*Note- article is entirely fabricated
TJ Simers' article from tomorrow's paper:
Kobe's a stiff. Gasol's a stiff. Bynum's a stiff. Which of these guys isn't a stiff? Charley Steiner just rambles on and on. That is perfectly indicative of the Lakers' struggles. Trey Johnson is a no-name headcase. Shannon Brown has five saves and 13 blown saves the last three years with the Lakers.
Plaschke is copying and pasting as we speak.
Helene Elliott's article in tomorrow's paper:
There is another sport played on ice. Yet no one cares.
Steve Blake is quite possibly the worst signing since Luke Walton.
wtf, Mr. LA Sports Czar, I'm feeling so f'ing salty I'm going to post your comment (I hope you don't mind)
I do mind, Saxy.
No wait, I don't. How did that happen?
it's done
"PGT" up for yet another LA debacle on 5/4/11
@ Dusty 7:49pm
Right thread.
Frank will not talk about this laker loss for the next 18 months but then he will explain it all.
Frank McCourt = Clarissa
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