Wednesday, May 04, 2011

NBA Playoffs Round 2 Game Thread: Mavs @ Lakers, 7:30p

You know why we lost the first game of this second-round series? Because we Sons were too lazy to give the Lakers their own GameThread. Won't make that mistake again!* (Neither will a pissed-looking Kobe, by the way.)

(*) To be fair, we didn't get this GT up until 6.28p. So it's entirely conceivable that this could happen again. I gotta get me a new alarm clock.

photo: Harry How, Getty Images (May 2, 2011)

83 comments:

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DF PG
KB SG
RA SF
PG PF
AB C

Spank said...

I'm ready. Bring it!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Chicky baby!

Mr. Customer said...

I'm preparing meeting minutes with the aid of a Chinaco Reposado. Interestingly, productivity is way up.

Spank said...

Shut up Barkley. You too Kenny Smif. Start the game already.

Spank said...

^Smith

Josh S. said...

DFPGKBSGRASFPGPFABC!

Dusty Baker said...

(cries)


Wait, wrong thread.

Paul said...

What up compadres?

Spank said...

Kidd can shoot threes alnight .

Spank said...

Come on Lakers. Fuck Dallas!

Spank said...

Your killing me,Lakers.Killing me!

Spank said...

^You're

Dusty Baker said...

Thanks, Spank.

Spank said...

We should be owning these fools.WTF!

Spank said...

For fucks sake,MAKE A BASKET ALREADY!!! SHIT!

Spank said...

Nice shot Brown.

(cries)

Spank said...

Pansy ass floppers.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is better.

Spank said...

Boooooo!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

More material for my emo tumblr.

Spank said...

Lucky fucking shot

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

ATTACK THE FUCKING PAINT

Spank said...

Lakers need to bring in Chente. He''l make a basket. Fo'sho'.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dave Miller seems to get into a hissy fit every five seconds on Twitter. He needs to relax. A little kush can help him calm down.

Not that I would know it. I don't. Nothing.

DAMMIT.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I nicknamed my pen "Chente" because I can never find it when I need it.

Steve Sax said...

fuck, we are 0-for-9 on three pointers

Steve Sax said...

wait, let me do the calculation

Steve Sax said...

that's .000

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Chente would just hit Dirk in the head with the ball.

I hope he'd stop there.

Steve Sax said...

wait, who is Chente?

Spank said...

I'm down with Chente beaning Dirk.

Spank said...

@ Saxy

Vicente Padilla. Chente is a mexican slang name for Vicente.

Spank said...

Vicente also means Vincent,In case you did not know.

Steve Sax said...

hey, ah, Lakers? You may want to try here

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The Lakers need Chente to take Dirk out. Someone needs to take Dirk out. Send in Joe Smith to clothesline him. It's not like he does anything anyway. What's up with Theo Ratliff, nobody'd care if he was suspended a couple of games, right?

Steve Sax said...

that's who i thought you were discussing...

But if Chente played for the Lakers, wouldn't the game be interrupted every ten seconds to mop up the court?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK YOU, AARON MILES.

Sorry, habit.

Spank said...

@ Saxy re: mop up floor

No difference as to when A.C.Green played with his jheri curl.

Paul said...

If I wanted to see a one man offensives team I would have watched today's Dodger game!

Steve Sax said...

68-62 at the end of three

I see dreams of a threepeat start to smolder

Spank said...

Goddamn! make a fucking three pointer

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuck you, Steve Blake. You are the Aaron Miles of this team.

Josh S. said...

@Paul: We had one man contributing today?

Paul said...

Well theoretically we had one man that could produce offense. He didnt. So the Dodgers didnt.

Spank said...

Fuck the fucking threes already

Paul said...
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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If half of the 3-pointers missed had been close-perimeter shots, it'd be a different game.

Hey Phil, tell those assbutts to cut the shit out!

Spank said...

Miles,You suck!

Paul said...

Great defense.

Spank said...

FUCK ME IN THE TARPITS!

Paul said...

Lilly needs to throw at that fast fuck.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK THE 3S, ATTACK THE RIM

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

IT'S THE PAINT, STUPID

Spank said...

i may be going Emo too if the Lakers lose.

Paul said...

Fuck Emo and Cookie Monster!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BLALAHLHALFFAF

Paul said...

Wow.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuck you, Lakers.

Fuck you, Aaron Miles.

Fuck you, Larry David.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

9-for-18...from the fucking charity stripe.

Spank said...

We have to start shooting threes.

Oh Wait.

Spank said...

Lucky bastard

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NicJ said...

I'm about ready to take down my laker flags and put my "get the fuck outta LA, Frank!" Flags

Paul said...

Now a tre

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

There will be a shitfest of epic proportions tomorrow in the LA Sports world. Worse than 2008. At least they made the Finals in 08. This year they have a 6-game win over NOLA.

Spank said...

Now we are playing with urgency.

Spank said...

Don't celebrate yet
Motherfuckers.History ain't on your side.

Spank said...

Fuck!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Bill Plaschke's article* from tomorrow's paper:

The Lakers were distracted.

Distracted by Phil's last game.

Distracted by the pressure mounting on their shoulders.

Distracted by Lamar's new reality show.

Distracted by that one dunk Andrew Bynum missed back in December of 2007.

Those distractions ultimately distracted the Lakers out of two home games.

*Note- article is entirely fabricated

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

TJ Simers' article from tomorrow's paper:

Kobe's a stiff. Gasol's a stiff. Bynum's a stiff. Which of these guys isn't a stiff? Charley Steiner just rambles on and on. That is perfectly indicative of the Lakers' struggles. Trey Johnson is a no-name headcase. Shannon Brown has five saves and 13 blown saves the last three years with the Lakers.

NicJ said...

Plaschke is copying and pasting as we speak.

Steve Sax said...

Helene Elliott's article in tomorrow's paper:

There is another sport played on ice. Yet no one cares.

NicJ said...

Steve Blake is quite possibly the worst signing since Luke Walton.

Steve Sax said...

wtf, Mr. LA Sports Czar, I'm feeling so f'ing salty I'm going to post your comment (I hope you don't mind)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I do mind, Saxy.

No wait, I don't. How did that happen?

Steve Sax said...

it's done

"PGT" up for yet another LA debacle on 5/4/11

Spank said...

@ Dusty 7:49pm

Right thread.

NicJ said...
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Spank said...

How come none of my shit gets posted?

Paul said...

Frank will not talk about this laker loss for the next 18 months but then he will explain it all.

Steve Sax said...

Frank McCourt = Clarissa