Clayton Kershaw (2-3, 3.52) vs. James Russell (1-3, 8.31).
Precious little joy in Dodgertown these days, so let's focus on the good: Andre Ethier, owner of the third-longest hitting streak in Dodgers history. He's currently at 26 27 straight games, with a decent chance at 27 28 — having faced Russell only once previously (and gotten out).
Sax's note: Given the overlapping time of the Lakers-Mavericks Game 1 (7.30 tip), please feel free to use this GT for both games. ESPN's accuscore has the Lakers as 64% favorites tonight. Go Dodgers! Go Lakers!
photo by Mark J. Terrill/AP
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Carroll SS,
Sands 1B,
Ethier RF,
Kemp CF,
Uribe 3B,
Thames LF,
Barajas C,
De Jesus 2B,
Kershaw P
Viva El Spankofesto!
Chapter One
The End of Innocence
(The Truth About The Non-Benching of Sands)
WHAT?! No Loney? Great, now we have no chance of winning.
@LF:
I have a very nice Loney Bobblehead that I'm willing to part with for real cheap.
Whaddya say?
What happen to the good old days when we just complained about Loney's lack of power?
Dusty's Nats beat the Gnats.
I'm all for the Nats beating the Gnats.
Harumph.
On the sofa, Vinny!
Go Nats!
Working late, Vinny!
I know I hid some booze around here somewhere, though.
I'm pulling up a chair, Vinny!!
BREAKING: The Spankofesto has caused riots in small farm communities like Dinuba, Reedley and San Diego.
Didn't we just play this pack of assholes?
Smoking crack,Vinny!
@Paul
Also Upper Durham County, I heard. Shit is spreading.
You know when you start out playing a sports game on your favorite gaming system, and how if you don't get right off to the start you wanted you just lean over and hit reset and start the game over?
Like a said last time Clayton has been disappointing his last few outings.
Hopefully he turns it around tonight.
Does Gameday start a Live Look-in just as an inning ends on purpose? Some shady stuff is going on here...
What the hell is going on with the hawks!?
They are winning!!
Pre-emptive Boooooooooooooo!!
I hope we can hit today.
Now I can pay attention, Dre up.
I have a feeling this is going to be a frustrating night.
Hopefully more chances than that.
Our line-up looks mighty meek tonite.
What the hell is up with all these two out hits?
How does Vin think of these things?
That's improvement from yesterday. I'll take what I can get.
Urine comes through
Charles Barkley is going to push that "Kobe is old and can't do it anymore" every year until he is right.
Urine!
2 PG
24 SG
15 SF
16 PF
17 C
I need three t.v's right now
Mike Quade kind of looks like robocop when he doesn't have his helmet on.
I don't care for Barajas much.
Lamar is sweating like VPad already.
Fucking House!!!
Stoopid fan
IDJ!
Fucking idiot, toss his ass out.
Epale everyone!
in front of the computer, Vinny!
Epale, karina! We're winning!
Hey Hey We scored two runs
Nice Urine
That should guarantee three more opportunities for Andre.
What are these strange "runs" you speak of?
I submit for your consideration:
Is Darwin Barney the most incongruous First/Last name pairing in baseball?
It's good to see the lakers are sticking to their plan of shooting a ton of long jumpshots.
Epale, Karina!
How's Miranda doing?
Jerry sands leads the league in almost homeruns.
So close
Dre looks like he'll need all of those chances.
Gasol?
Gasol!
Two white guys who can't play defense shooting over each other repeatedly - fun!
Kobe looks limber. Too bad his fingers are so fucked he can't hold on to the ball.
BREAKING: Law enforcement at the scene of the riots but had bad intel and tried to pacify the angry mobs with Mickey's instead of S. Reserve causing more tension.
We're taking it to the streets,y'all!
I think Kobe needs to shoot the ball a few more times.
It's games like these where I wish the Lakers had two seven-footers.
Oh wait...
Odom needs to man up.
No Starlin Castro jokes guys? Dusty? Josh?
Big Rod
Barajas badge in arrivo.
Hot Rod.
I get a badge when Kershaws beard fills out five years from now.
It'll never happen. Nothing can conceal that chin.
Kerhshaw has more hair on his beard than the coach of the Cubs and the home plate ump have combined.
Squeeze with a catcher!?
horrible bunt
Wow that kinda sucks.
Come on Sands. Knock Joey Lawerence out of the game.
Get a hit Sands,tierra ,dirt,mutt,whatever.
Triple!!!!!!
Sandman!
Sands! Now can we get Dre a hit?
That's a hit!!!
Dre DAY!!
YAY!!
YES, IN FACT!
Dre!!!!! 28!!!!
The long national nightmare is over!
Halfway there, Andre!
D.FISH!!
That's a sobering thought. 56 is a lot of fucking games.
Ron Artest:Peacemaker
Fish!
D.FISH!!
Thank you JET!!
Oh Shit! Three point foul behind half court.
WTF is going on with this game.
Mavs can't get out of the half
Interesting end of the half there.
MavsFail!!
*Dodger Mode*
Not bad, Lakers.
@Mr. C 7:54:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the Cubs' first three hitters being named Starlin, Darwin, and Marlon. That shit ain't right.
Booooooooo!
There we go.
That's better.
Et tu, Blake?
Weak hits.
Vin talkin' about the Sean Casey at-bat. Classic.
mmmm. Nice curve
*Laker Mode*
Nice pass Ron-Ron.
Nice three, Kobe.
LAKERS BABY!!
Loney's flyball power.
Is Herman Munster there to watch his team collapse on itself?
ARGH!
Terrible shot, Ron-Ron.
Does this mean we get to go on Mr. Bubba's wild ride in the 9th?
I say we just let Mr. Toad bring it on home, Gossage style.
SOOOO many turnovers.
6 point lead.
FUCKKKKKKKKK
FUCKING SHIT!!!
Why do we even have 7 footers on the team?
Lilly still looks confused.
@Mr. C
A two inning save???? How uncivilized!!
Schrempf
Stop shooting, Ron-Ron.
BEAN!
BEAN!!
Holy crap, it's all Kobe, all the time.
Phew.
Thank goodness Peja is useless when he's not shooting threes.
Bubba and the jukebox in.
"Here comes Jonathon Broxton."
My heart can't take this!!!!!
Is there a way we can win and he can still lose his job?
The masochist in me wants to change the channel to watch Brox.
I can watch the lakers blow it or broxton blow it.
Life is full of choices.
Over/under on runs Broxton gives up is 2.
Or should it be 3?
That wasn't a scare... because I expected it to be a home run.
So close....oh, my bad.
Damn these threes.
1-2-3 Brox.
Nice win Dodgers.
We make party!!!
Nice play, Lamar and Matt.
Fucking Broxt...WHUUUUUUAAA?
Nice team steal.
That wasn't so bad.
Lamar is awake tonight.
It's too bad Broxton blew ano--wait what?!
FUCK YOU DIRK!
Oh, so you wait until I compliment you, then jack up a useless 3 attempt?
Nicely done Lamar!
Nice basket Dash.
WITH THE RIGHT HAND!
Odom should just take it to Peja every time he touches the ball
BEAN!
Nice block Dash
Crazy.
BEAN!
GEEZ
Horrible pass Kobe
Oh shit.
It looked like Dirk took four steps on that basket.
Timberlake looks scared.
Jackson is using his Zen powers
Always flopping
Wonder who takes this shot...
Fuck!!
That's bullshit.
Tie or win?
I'm just going to close my eyes.
Gotta take the two.
son of a hur.
Well shit
That was a good look. Damm!
Way to squander a lead, boys. This one is totally on you.
True, Mr.C.
Lakers....You're fired.
Definitely, Mr. C.
I know this was a team loss but Kobe really needs to stay with his Fucking man on defense and not leave to help on someone that has no business being double teamed.
If the Bulls and OKC are still alive, we're still alive.
I have total confidence that Los Lakers will rebound from this. Plus,we are playing Dallas so there's that.
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