Sunday, March 21, 2010

Joe Mauer Just Found $184M in His Sofa Cushions

Twins catcher and recent SoSG poster boy Joe Mauer just got paid. Eight years, $184 million:

Twins, Mauer Agree To Eight-Year Deal (MLBTR)

15 comments:

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

Da'um that is a lot of cheddar right there...not bad for playing a game for a living

Steve Sax said...

I like cheddar.

Eric Karros said...

I like provolone

Orel said...

I like big butts

Mr. Customer said...

I cannot lie.

Dusty Baker said...

You other brothers can't deny.

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

When a girl walks in with a

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

n itty bitty waist

Mr. Customer said...

And a round thing in your face you get

Steve Sax said...

Not to stop the Baby Got Back riff, but with regards to the headline:

"Those aren't two pillows!"

Josh S. said...

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

Josh S. said...

Dammit!

Mr. Customer said...

It's no use, the magic is gone...

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Per Dylan Hernandez, via Twitter:

Eric Gagne was granted his release by the Dodgers.

Fred's Brim said...

A Brainerd face with a St Cloud booty