Sons of Steve Garvey: Joe Mauer Just Found $184M in His Sofa Cushions

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Twins catcher and recent SoSG poster boy Joe Mauer just got paid. Eight years, $184 million:

Gagne's lucky glasses said...: Da'um that is a lot of cheddar right there...not bad for playing a game for a living; 3/21/2010 3:48 PM
Steve Sax said...: I like cheddar.; 3/21/2010 5:53 PM
Eric Karros said...: I like provolone; 3/21/2010 6:49 PM
Orel said...: I like big butts; 3/21/2010 6:55 PM
Nostradamus said...: I cannot lie.; 3/21/2010 7:09 PM
Kyle Baker said...: You other brothers can't deny.; 3/21/2010 7:24 PM
Gagne's lucky glasses said...: When a girl walks in with a; 3/21/2010 7:38 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: n itty bitty waist; 3/21/2010 7:48 PM
Nostradamus said...: And a round thing in your face you get; 3/21/2010 8:02 PM
Steve Sax said...: Not to stop the Baby Got Back riff, but with regards to the headline:

"Those aren't two pillows!"; 3/21/2010 8:11 PM
Josh S. said...: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!; 3/21/2010 8:21 PM
Josh S. said...: Dammit!; 3/21/2010 8:21 PM
Nostradamus said...: It's no use, the magic is gone...; 3/21/2010 8:41 PM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Per Dylan Hernandez, via Twitter:

Eric Gagne was granted his release by the Dodgers.; 3/21/2010 8:49 PM
Fred's Brim said...: A Brainerd face with a St Cloud booty; 3/22/2010 6:38 AM