Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Game 83 Thread: July 1 @ Astros, 5p

Clayton Kershaw (0-2, 4.36) vs. Wandy Rodriguez (3-3, 2.58).

COMMENTS: Go Rays! The majors' best team is 18 games over .500 and could take a series from Boston with a win today. What's that, you say? This is a Dodgers blog? Whoops. Okay, how do the Dodgers stack up with the Rays? Not great, huh. Well, what are our chances today against the Astros? Rodriguez has a 2.64 ERA in Minute Maid Park over the last two seasons? Hmmm. And the Dodgers have $73 million on the disabled list? Alrighty then. Well, there's only one thing to do: Take comfort in the immortal words of Howard Jones. Things Can Only Get Better!

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122 Comments:

At 7/01/2008 2:12 PM, Blogger Rob said...

So this must be the Jones you've been jonesing for!

 
At 7/01/2008 2:13 PM, Blogger Dusto Magnifico said...

Martin
Ethier
Kemp
Loney
Young
Kent
Laroche
Maza
Kershaw

I doubt it though...

 
At 7/01/2008 3:33 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Kemp, CF
Young, LF
Martin, C
Kent, 2B
Loney, 1B
LaRoche, 3B
Ethier, RF
Maza, SS
Kershaw, P

Not your lineup, Dusto, but an intriguing one nonetheless. If Torre's going to mix-n-match every game, might as well make it interesting.

 
At 7/01/2008 3:43 PM, Blogger Dusto Magnifico said...

Why does he continue to bat Kant cleanup?

Intersting note: Loney is second in all of MLB in GIDP with 18. One behind D. Lee.

 
At 7/01/2008 3:45 PM, Blogger Eric Karros said...

Speaking of Jeff Kant - is today's theme replacing e's with a's (see: Wandy Rodriguez)?

 
At 7/01/2008 3:58 PM, Blogger Erin said...

Torre just finds it categorically imperative to bat Kent (or "Kant") in the cleanup spot.

Who doesn't love humor based on 18th century German philosophers?

 
At 7/01/2008 4:16 PM, Blogger Eric Karros said...

Is there a German philosopher named Wandy?

 
At 7/01/2008 4:18 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Erin, I didn't fully get your joke and still it made me laugh.

 
At 7/01/2008 4:23 PM, Blogger Erin said...

I won't be around for the game, so I had to give you a little something.

I won't pretend to have completely remembered the "categorical imperative" part of Kant's philosophies, but when I saw the name spelled that way, I had to make a joke. I would never have forgiven myself if I didn't find a way.

 
At 7/01/2008 4:35 PM, Blogger Orel said...

You put a lot of pressure on yourself!

 
At 7/01/2008 4:49 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Erin, Kant may be slumping, but he gets high Marx for his veteran leadership in the cleanup slot. He's got kind of an Nietzsche trigger finger at the plate, but I don't want to Hegel over whether batting him fourth makes sense. In Torre's mind, he's clearly a Locke for that slot.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:01 PM, Blogger Eric Karros said...

When I first read the post I envisioned this going the Howard-Jones-song-title-pun route. I couldn't have been wronger.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:04 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

EK, don't fret. No one is Tao blame.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:10 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Camus believe these puns? I hope our readers are Aquinas I am to hear more. But we'll have to change our focus once the Dodgers start to Plato.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:14 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Delwyn walks, Russell homers! 2-0 Dodgers!

 
At 7/01/2008 5:16 PM, Blogger Orel said...

The strikeout graphic on Gameday is presented by One-A-Day vitamins. Hope that's all the "Vitamin K" we take today.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:18 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Nope, LaRoche takes a K pill too. Still, we score first!

 
At 7/01/2008 5:18 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Off to battle traffic.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:21 PM, Blogger Eric Karros said...

That's right, as usual Dodgers score early and often!

We are pun whores.

I will be out of touch too for awhile.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:22 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

EK, but I'm out of my head when you're not around!

Woah, woah.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:24 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Kershaw gives up a double and a run-scoring single before getting Berkman to fly out. 2-1 Dodgers, on out in the bottom of the first.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:33 PM, Blogger karina said...

That's love! is there something i can do to keep you in your head?

Epale!

 
At 7/01/2008 5:33 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Minotaur escapes the first with no other damage.

With the Astros' lineup, though, Theseus still lurks.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:34 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Epale karina. I'm trying hard to push HoJo into Hall and Oates. But the Oates aren't rolling at this point.

 
At 7/01/2008 5:35 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

"on field delay", says gameday.

Anyone? What's going on? Is EK streaking again?

 
At 7/01/2008 5:45 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Wandy is up to 45 pitches through two frames, despite the fact that we (unsurprisingly) could not score Ethier from his leadoff single).

 
At 7/01/2008 5:45 PM, Blogger karina said...

Here!

 
At 7/01/2008 6:02 PM, Blogger karina said...

Martin with the double. Kent walked. Loney up 3-2

 
At 7/01/2008 6:04 PM, Blogger karina said...

King James delivers! Dodgers 3-Astros 1

 
At 7/01/2008 6:14 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Loney involved in another double play...and this time, HE didn't hit it! LaRoche takes the honors this time.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:21 PM, Blogger karina said...

Be nice! he just had a RBI single! (i really thought he was going to GIDP).

 
At 7/01/2008 6:22 PM, Blogger karina said...

I read in one of the local papers, Dodgers were interested in Mark Teixeira...

 
At 7/01/2008 6:26 PM, Blogger karina said...

I just saw on the Strike Zone Channel, Kemp had a double RBI, but gameday is stuck on the bottom of the 4th.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:33 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Five runs? Who are these Dodgers??!!

 
At 7/01/2008 6:37 PM, Blogger karina said...

I don't know, but i looooove them.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:40 PM, Blogger karina said...

I'm very confused tonight. Gameday was ok. I need to sleep which i will when the game ends.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:43 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Kershaw probably thinks he's dreaming, with a four-run lead.

Kershaw strikes out Pence with the killer curve!!! Public enemy number 1!

 
At 7/01/2008 6:43 PM, Blogger Orel said...

The delay of game was because the Astros' original catcher got hit on the head by Maza's backswing. He came out of the game.

Could Kershaw get gasp his first win?!

 
At 7/01/2008 6:46 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Steiner says Furcal with yet another setback to his back. Great.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:47 PM, Blogger karina said...

Humberto Quintero is replacing Brad Ausmus, which means Torre should be careful if he orders a steal.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:47 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Kershaw probably thinks he's dreaming, with a four-run lead.

Kershaw strikes out Pence with the killer curve!!! Public enemy number 1!

 
At 7/01/2008 6:48 PM, Blogger karina said...

Thanks, Orel. I didn't realize the change.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:53 PM, Blogger karina said...

Martin with the RBI single!

 
At 7/01/2008 6:54 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Martin is a triple shy of the cycle! 3 RBI for Russ.

 
At 7/01/2008 6:57 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Snakes gave up 3 runs in the first to Milwaukee

 
At 7/01/2008 6:58 PM, Blogger karina said...

They made a double steal. I never thought i'd say this, but that double steal disappoints me big time.

 
At 7/01/2008 7:03 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Reuss thinks CK is laboring, here vs. Tejada

 
At 7/01/2008 7:14 PM, Blogger karina said...

Wigginton 3 run HR. Astros getting close.

 
At 7/01/2008 7:22 PM, Blogger karina said...

Another on field delay. What happened?

 
At 7/01/2008 7:45 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Aargh, just tuned back in to see Broxton allow the tying runs. 6-6 tie.

 
At 7/01/2008 7:48 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Tie game here? Clayton Kershaw is going to be waiting for Delwyn Young in the locker room with a baseball bat. Thanks for dropping that ball, Delwyn, and denying Kershaw his first win!

 
At 7/01/2008 7:50 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Leslie Nielsen is umping behind the plate. What a prick, on the DeWitt called K.

Kemp then follows with a quick fly out to right. Heeeeeere's Delwyn!

 
At 7/01/2008 7:53 PM, Blogger karina said...

the man of the hour...

 
At 7/01/2008 7:53 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Brewers winning 7-1 in AZ, but of course the Dodgers won't take advantage. Young gets rung up on a called strikeout. Dodgers go meekly. Are the Dodgers going to roll over and play dead after losing the five-run lead?

 
At 7/01/2008 7:55 PM, Blogger karina said...

Let's cross fingers they can play their potential and win this game (i can't believe i'm losing sleep for these guys)

 
At 7/01/2008 7:57 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Way to hang in, Karina!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:05 PM, Blogger Orel said...

WHAT IF the Giants won the NL West?! Just a thought.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:08 PM, Blogger karina said...

It's even possible. Of course, it would be the surprise of the season, along with the Rays. For the Dodgers and die-hard fans like us, it'd very shameful and some heads could roll...

 
At 7/01/2008 8:08 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Great AB by Loney. Works the single.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:09 PM, Blogger Orel said...

If it happens, Karina, the whole division should be embarrassed.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:09 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Sweeney up. No comment.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:09 PM, Blogger karina said...

King James singles, but Sweeney is up, hom many pitches will he take before he strucks out?

 
At 7/01/2008 8:11 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Sweeney with the weak swing on a 3-1 count. What was he thinking?

 
At 7/01/2008 8:13 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Beimel in to try to send this sucker into extras.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:14 PM, Blogger karina said...

We gotta admit the Giants have a very good young pitching rotation, they only need some batting and they all set, specially in the NL West.
If the Dodgers are on binary mode, there's no way they could beat Matt Cain or Tim Lincecum.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:18 PM, Blogger Orel said...

You could say the same thing about the Dodgers, Karina. Bills and Kershaw may soon be unbeatable. We're just a few bats away.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:20 PM, Blogger Orel said...

The plot thickens: Brewers 7, D'backs 5....

 
At 7/01/2008 8:22 PM, Blogger karina said...

I'm aware of it, but their team isn't helping them. Same with Lowe. Some days the defense shines, the other day is the offense, but they haven't been consistent.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:23 PM, Blogger karina said...

Dodgers have a great bullpen, too. I don't have the exact numbers but i bet they are in the top 5 of the entire MLB.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:24 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Great block, Russell!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:25 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Here we go, 10th inning coming up!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:28 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Winning in extras on the road is difficult.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:30 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Dear Clayton Kershaw,

Welcome to the majors.

Derek Lowe

 
At 7/01/2008 8:31 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Maza doubles!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:31 PM, Blogger karina said...

Maza doubled! where's Sax?

 
At 7/01/2008 8:33 PM, Blogger Orel said...

IBB to Kemp puts men on 1st & 2nd for Young. C'mon, Pee-Wee!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:34 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Never around when you need him!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:35 PM, Blogger karina said...

I'm watching the Strike Zone Channel, so Carlos Hernandez said he talked with Manny Mota about Maza: it seems the organization is very satisfied with his work and as long he does the little things, he could stay with the team long. It also seems he's a real team player and he's happy to contribute in anyway.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:35 PM, Blogger karina said...

I'm asking because i know he doesn't like Maza.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:36 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Waa waa waa waaah....

 
At 7/01/2008 8:38 PM, Blogger karina said...

Between the Young and Repko performances, we could almost start yearning for Pierre.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:41 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Almost.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:43 PM, Blogger karina said...

Middle of the order is up!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:47 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Damn! Russell tagged it but right at Lee.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:49 PM, Blogger Orel said...

How is it we scored six runs this game but a seventh seems so improbable?

 
At 7/01/2008 8:51 PM, Blogger Orel said...

KEFF JENT!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:51 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Immanuel Kent!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:51 PM, Blogger karina said...

Let's go blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:51 PM, Blogger fanerman said...

CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE!!!!!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:51 PM, Blogger Orel said...

That's former Astro Jeff Kent with the HR. Color me shocked.

Kent also did some trash-talking on the basepaths.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:52 PM, Blogger karina said...

Carlos Hernandez kinda predicted Kent could pull of something very deep. Love when ballplayers become announcers.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:53 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Nice, fanerman!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:54 PM, Blogger Orel said...

C'mon TAKASHI!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:56 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Categorial imperative, for those seeking some light reading.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:56 PM, Blogger karina said...

The other guy at Strike Zone Channel: Repko is so happy to get up of the bench, he grounds out when he sees his first fastball, "interesting because Kent saw 5 fastballs at his bat". Ouch.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:57 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Why is Saito nibbling with Ausmus?

 
At 7/01/2008 8:57 PM, Blogger Orel said...

That's a good observation, Karina.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:58 PM, Blogger karina said...

Those puns today have been very deep and intellectual, after sleeping very little in a couple of days, makes my head spinning.

 
At 7/01/2008 8:59 PM, Blogger Orel said...

That's it, Saito! K's Oss-muss!

 
At 7/01/2008 8:59 PM, Blogger Orel said...

You give us far too much credit, Karina.

Two out!

 
At 7/01/2008 9:01 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

fanerman, I am cracking up at your comment. Well played, bringing the comment stream full circle.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:01 PM, Blogger karina said...

It's the truth actually. Get him, Saito!

 
At 7/01/2008 9:01 PM, Blogger Orel said...

"The Saito Supremacy!" —Charley Steiner

 
At 7/01/2008 9:01 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

"The Saito Supremacy", says Steiner.

Way to go Dodgers! Kershaw didn't really deserve that win, anyway.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:02 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Dodgers UNDEFEATED IN JULY

 
At 7/01/2008 9:03 PM, Blogger karina said...

This lady is going very happy to the other side. Night, guys! (i expect aristotlean-platonic puns tomorrow)

 
At 7/01/2008 9:04 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

The Chick-Fil-A foul poles at Minute Maid Park are really lame. I don't remember them being there when I visited this park.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:04 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Jeff Kent has such a twangy voice! Why am I surprised?

 
At 7/01/2008 9:05 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Are you going to have a good night? (Socratic method)

 
At 7/01/2008 9:05 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Kent, on the post-game interview with Pants-Dropping Lyons, doesn't sound all that crusty of a guy! He should hit game-winning home runs every evening.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:06 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

BTW Orel, congrats on getting #100.

BTW Karina, pleasant dreams.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:07 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Woo hoo! #100 and a win!

 
At 7/01/2008 9:08 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

AZ down 8-6 going to the ninth inning

 
At 7/01/2008 9:09 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Brewers 8, D'backs 6, top 9!

 
At 7/01/2008 9:09 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Giants are beating the reeling Cubs

 
At 7/01/2008 9:10 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Orel, next time we comment on a GT, we should make sure not to be sitting at the same table with our laptops. We're commenting all over each other here.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:10 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Speaking of which, you in town Saturday?

 
At 7/01/2008 9:12 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Corey Hart must be wearing his sunglasses tonight, as he makes the third out in the ninth for the Brewers.

Arizona gets three more outs, down two runs.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:13 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Sorry, I won't be able to pander about much this weekend.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:16 PM, Blogger Orel said...

Salomon Torres hits the first D'backs batter in the ninth. Nice.

 
At 7/01/2008 9:21 PM, Blogger Steve Sax said...

Brewers win. Dodgers move to 2.5 games back of the Snakes!

Good night, everybody!

 
At 7/01/2008 9:23 PM, Blogger Orel said...

2.5! 2.5! 2.5!

 

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