Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Karros vs. Kratos

Karros Kratos
rookie year 1992 2005
position first base God of War
strength power, consistency killing
fan base teenage girls teenage boys
nickname Fabio Slayer of Ares
awards Rookie of the Year Game of the Year
recounter of deeds Vin Scully Linda Hunt
physical ailment bad back Blades of Chaos fused to body
latest gig broadcasting God of War II

3 comments:

Delino DeShields said...

Blades of Chaos!

Steve Sax said...

Wasn't Karros' ailment bad knees? I seem to recall him needing a walker in his final years with the Dodgers.

Alex Cora said...

I think I finshed God of War before Karros rounded first on a double to the gap.