DeMe: So, what's the root of your white hot rage of all things Dodgers (including Mike Piazza's beard of a wife).
DeMe: Any good memories about the Brooklyn Dodgers?
DeMom: No. We just liked tormenting Danny. But he was emotional. One time he came after us with a venetian blind. (Note: nobody was killed)
DeMe: Whatever happened to Ebbets Field.
DeMom: It became a housing project.
DeMom: Why did I send you to (anonymous lower-tiered Ivy)?
People like my Dad were one-time fans who hated the Dodgers for leaving them. Oddly, my Mom never liked them, and despises the Dodgers more for going from Nathan’s-adjacent to Pink’s-tangential. She hasn’t spoken to Danny for several decades, but still roots for the Yankees. And like most Yankee fans, she doesn't know any players on that team. And has never seen them play live. But she knows what she hates. The Boys in Blue. And Rosie.