Friday, September 27, 2013

Game 160 Thread: Sept. 27 vs Rockies, 7p

There are so many ways this video just does not hold up. The baggy clothes. The lack of choreography. The colors. NME was right.

Clayton Kershaw (15-9, 1.88) vs. Collin McHugh (0-3, 8.59).

Collin out? Around the world? Are you ready for a brand new beat? Well, the Dodgers might be, having won only two of their last six series. So look for a short but efficient night for Clayton Kershaw (in his last start before the postseason), and hopefully some more fireworks than what Dodger Stadium will put off post-game.

Oh, and we'll have two one Sons talking with Stan Kasten and other Dodger dignitaries this evening. Verbose writeups to follow!

Update 4:23pm (from Nomo): Dusty has been sidelined with the Boogie-Woogie Flu, so I'll be flying solo at Blogger Night.

Take it away, Martha, and redeem Mick and David:

61 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Puig RF
Crawford LF
Kemp CF
Gonzalez 1B
Uribe 3B
Ajellis C
Mellis 2B
Punto SS
Kershaw P

Hideo Nomo said...

Leaving for the Yard in about 20 minutes. Good thing it's right around the corner.

spank said...

Represent,Gnomes.

Hideo Nomo said...

I need my bros. I have no one to dry hump. Stan won't understand.

Dusty Baker said...

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Dry hump the guy from Angry Albert. Maybe that's why he is so angry.

Fred's Brim said...

*bows down to Saxy*

Fred's Brim said...

and feel better Dusty! Get yo shit ready for the playoffs, son!

Dusty Baker said...

I'm limping to the finish line of the season like Andre Ethier.

I'll be around to snark tonight but sure wish I felt up to going to the Yard. Carry the torch for me, brother Gnomes!

Dusty Baker said...

On the sofa, Vinny!

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Crawdaddy starts up the offense. He's been hitting a shitload lately. Not with power, but hitting.

Hideo Nomo said...

No Angry Albert.

Hideo Nomo said...

Ned was 1000% less surly this year.

Paul said...

What I miss? Looks like I will be at the Yard next Sunday.

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck the Noffense! I like this.

Paul said...

Oh and at Dodger stadium too.

Hideo Nomo said...

AGONZZZZZZ I LOVEZ YOU!

Paul said...

Oh and at Dodger stadium too.

Dusty Baker said...

Uribe is just a beast.

There. I said it.

Paul said...

Uribe has gone from wishing he would be cut in spring training to me wanting to buy his jersey. If his jersey cost 5.99.

Dusty Baker said...

@Paul

5.99/pound

Paul said...

I am wondering if I went back in time to 2010 and told 2010 Paul I was a fan of Uribe and I think that Wilson guy is a gamer how hard 2010 Paul would punch me in the face.

Paul said...

2010 Paul would buy me a drink after he punched me of course

Neeebs (The Original) said...

2010 Paul punched me off the stage. Thereafter, I sent him to rehab.

Dusty Baker said...

Craw-fucking-daddy!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

The streak is broken. About time.

Paul said...

2010 Paul was an angry drunk. I'm glad 2013 Paul is just drunk.

karen said...

Greetings All!!

Sorry to hear you're ailing Dusty. Rest up and get your shit together for our run for the championship.

It is so sad to hear about Jonathon Denver. Has anyone heard anymore info about arrests, etc.?

Fred's Brim said...

haha
we should talks more shit towards Crawdaddy

Paul said...

Boom!! This game has been boobies and ice cream so far.

Dusty Baker said...

2013 Paul should send a terminator back in time to take out Eugenio Velez.

Hideo Nomo said...

I WANT TO FACE THE ROCKIES IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Thanks, Karen. Finally got brought down after working so much, traveling so much, stressing so much, and not taking care of myself enough lately.

#MustRest

Fred's Brim said...

2013 Paul should find Gnomes and dryhump him into 1988

Paul said...

2013 Paul is all about using his time travel and dry hump services for good not evil.

Paul said...

I will start with the phone book and look up "Gnomes" and start knocking on doors and humping.

Paul said...

AJ! Boobies and ice cream!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Stay away from the garden Gnomes.

Dusty Baker said...

What's wrong with dry humping garden gnomes?

Dusty Baker said...

Puig takes one out here, right?

Dusty Baker said...

Or, I meant takes one off his shin and seems very hurt.

Paul said...

Praying to St. Garvey that was just a stinger.

Hideo Nomo said...

The hopping around might have made the injury worse. He should have just dropped.

Hideo Nomo said...

Come on, Matty. Join the party.

karen said...

Matty feeling better these days so we should be starting our family soon.

Hideo Nomo said...

I've gotten the "I thought you'd be Asian" reaction a couple times tonight.

Hideo Nomo said...

Look, if no one else here is going to partake in the free Dodger Dogs, I'm going to eat my weight in them.

Paul said...

You do talk about your love for sushi and sake a lot.

Dusty Baker said...

@Gnomes

I get the "I thought you'd be Black" look a lot.

#IAmAtHeart

Hideo Nomo said...

OK, I gotta go to the restroom. Don't give up 12 runs, Cap.

Paul said...

Spanky gets the "I thought you would be naked" a lot.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Capuano hasn't pitched since the 6th and I didn't even notice he was gone.

Dusty Baker said...

Altho Cap did look solid. He could come out of the pen for us in playoffs and be effective. Possibly.

Dusty Baker said...

Oh shit, League is in. 11 runs ahead, but no lead is safe.

Hideo Nomo said...

I thought it was still the 8th. I was confused when Randy Newman kicked in.

Paul said...

I hope we sweep and win 94. You know keep that 88 mojo in place.

Fred's Brim said...

WOOP!

Fred's Brim said...

boobies and ice cream
i like that, er, those

Dusty Baker said...

Thank god I got my Rockin' Pneumonia vaccine or things could have been worse.

Dusty Baker said...

PGT Up!

Steve Sax said...

Between the time travel and the boobs, this has been a very inspired GT.