Clayton Kershaw (15-9, 1.88) vs. Collin McHugh (0-3, 8.59).
Collin out? Around the world? Are you ready for a brand new beat? Well, the Dodgers might be, having won only two of their last six series. So look for a short but efficient night for Clayton Kershaw (in his last start before the postseason), and hopefully some more fireworks than what Dodger Stadium will put off post-game.
Oh, and we'll have two one Sons talking with Stan Kasten and other Dodger dignitaries this evening. Verbose writeups to follow!
Update 4:23pm (from Nomo): Dusty has been sidelined with the Boogie-Woogie Flu, so I'll be flying solo at Blogger Night.
Take it away, Martha, and redeem Mick and David:
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Puig RF
Crawford LF
Kemp CF
Gonzalez 1B
Uribe 3B
Ajellis C
Mellis 2B
Punto SS
Kershaw P
Leaving for the Yard in about 20 minutes. Good thing it's right around the corner.
Represent,Gnomes.
I need my bros. I have no one to dry hump. Stan won't understand.
(cries)
Dry hump the guy from Angry Albert. Maybe that's why he is so angry.
*bows down to Saxy*
I'm limping to the finish line of the season like Andre Ethier.
I'll be around to snark tonight but sure wish I felt up to going to the Yard. Carry the torch for me, brother Gnomes!
On the sofa, Vinny!
(cries)
Crawdaddy starts up the offense. He's been hitting a shitload lately. Not with power, but hitting.
No Angry Albert.
Ned was 1000% less surly this year.
What I miss? Looks like I will be at the Yard next Sunday.
Oh and at Dodger stadium too.
AGONZZZZZZ I LOVEZ YOU!
Oh and at Dodger stadium too.
Uribe is just a beast.
There. I said it.
Uribe has gone from wishing he would be cut in spring training to me wanting to buy his jersey. If his jersey cost 5.99.
@Paul
5.99/pound
I am wondering if I went back in time to 2010 and told 2010 Paul I was a fan of Uribe and I think that Wilson guy is a gamer how hard 2010 Paul would punch me in the face.
2010 Paul would buy me a drink after he punched me of course
2010 Paul punched me off the stage. Thereafter, I sent him to rehab.
Craw-fucking-daddy!
The streak is broken. About time.
2010 Paul was an angry drunk. I'm glad 2013 Paul is just drunk.
Greetings All!!
Sorry to hear you're ailing Dusty. Rest up and get your shit together for our run for the championship.
It is so sad to hear about Jonathon Denver. Has anyone heard anymore info about arrests, etc.?
haha
we should talks more shit towards Crawdaddy
Boom!! This game has been boobies and ice cream so far.
2013 Paul should send a terminator back in time to take out Eugenio Velez.
I WANT TO FACE THE ROCKIES IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!
Thanks, Karen. Finally got brought down after working so much, traveling so much, stressing so much, and not taking care of myself enough lately.
#MustRest
2013 Paul should find Gnomes and dryhump him into 1988
2013 Paul is all about using his time travel and dry hump services for good not evil.
I will start with the phone book and look up "Gnomes" and start knocking on doors and humping.
AJ! Boobies and ice cream!
Stay away from the garden Gnomes.
What's wrong with dry humping garden gnomes?
Puig takes one out here, right?
Or, I meant takes one off his shin and seems very hurt.
Praying to St. Garvey that was just a stinger.
The hopping around might have made the injury worse. He should have just dropped.
Come on, Matty. Join the party.
Matty feeling better these days so we should be starting our family soon.
I've gotten the "I thought you'd be Asian" reaction a couple times tonight.
Look, if no one else here is going to partake in the free Dodger Dogs, I'm going to eat my weight in them.
You do talk about your love for sushi and sake a lot.
@Gnomes
I get the "I thought you'd be Black" look a lot.
#IAmAtHeart
OK, I gotta go to the restroom. Don't give up 12 runs, Cap.
Spanky gets the "I thought you would be naked" a lot.
Capuano hasn't pitched since the 6th and I didn't even notice he was gone.
Altho Cap did look solid. He could come out of the pen for us in playoffs and be effective. Possibly.
Oh shit, League is in. 11 runs ahead, but no lead is safe.
I thought it was still the 8th. I was confused when Randy Newman kicked in.
I hope we sweep and win 94. You know keep that 88 mojo in place.
WOOP!
boobies and ice cream
i like that, er, those
Thank god I got my Rockin' Pneumonia vaccine or things could have been worse.
PGT Up!
Between the time travel and the boobs, this has been a very inspired GT.
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