Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Worst. Dodgers. All-Star Ballot. Ever.

I realize the Dodgers are in last place and all, but this screenshot (taken from the Dodgers.com site on the evening of 6/3/13) is absolutely absurd, even for the most ardent Dodger fan. Let's go through the facts:

  • AJ Ellis, DL
  • Luis Cruz, batting .120
  • Mark Ellis, DL
  • Adrian Gonzalez. Okay, this one is reasonable.
  • Hanley Ramirez, 2 DL stints
  • Matt Kemp, DL and powerless this year
  • Andre Ethier, present but streaky as all get out
  • Carl Crawford, cold lately and now DL

I suppose it's Adrian Gonzalez, partially by the process of elimination? Ugh.


Paul said...

Can I write in Juan Uribe?

QuadSevens said...

That graphic gives Emo Juan Uribe a sad.

BJ Killeen said...

AGon is the only one who deserves to go.
The rest should be there selling peanuts.

MR.F said...

Can we finally have revenge on Human-Centipede?

spank said...

^ I say YES!