
Stephen Fife (0-0, 7.71) vs. Eric Stults (4-4, 3.86).
Hey, if we can't have a good team, we can at least have an interesting one, no? Today of course marks the major-league debut of one Yasiel Puig, whom Dodger fans have been pining for since he lit up spring training. And since we know phenoms never disappoint, here's what Puig will probably definitely do tonight:
- four grand slams (sure, he's leading off. He'll find a way)
- four bat flips
- four about-to-be burned American flags saved
- four base coaches saved from attacks by drunken lunatics
Anything less? Total disappointment.
Still not enough drama for you? Don't forget this:
Will Carlos Quentin get his comeuppance this week? Said one Dodger: "We will get him. I promise." yhoo.it/1aU7o2x
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) June 3, 2013
UPDATE:
Oh well.Carlos Quentin isn't in tonight's lineup for SD (Denorfia LF), so stand down on that front.
— Mike Petriello (@mike_petriello) June 3, 2013
photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images
156 comments:
Letttttttttt's get ready to rumble!!!
Ain't nobody do drama like the Dodgers do drama. Welcome to Hollywood, Puig!
$42M contract. Batting leadoff in his MLB debut. Pre-game press conference. Welcome to the bigs, Yasiel.
Oh, and Crawford to the DL.
This team is interesting then they start playing baseball.
Carlos "One-Man-Human-Centipede" Quentin is not in the starting lineup?
No Quentin.
Crawford out for a few weeks.
Elbert shut down.
Fun times!
Fuck Quentin!
FUCK THE PADRES!!
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HAYE
HAYE?
HEY!!
How many Puigs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How much Puig would a Puig chuck if a Puig could chuck Puig?
How many Puigs must a man walk down?
How many Puigs does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Puig?
When can we get back to talking about Jeter again?
RBN advocating love on the Twitters. Where's that hateHateHATE, brother? Feel it!
Puig RF
Punto 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Hernandez C
Van Slyke LF
Ethier CF
Hairston 3B
Cruz SS
Fife P
Puig RF
Puig 2B
Puig1B
Puig C
Puig LF
Puig CF
Puig 3B
Jeter SS
Puig P
Wonder how long Human Centipede will get benched for.
Hit that son of a bitch on the bench.
i keep forgetting about the titters.
not titters but the twitters. i never forget the titters.
NEVER FORGET
I'm at the park tonight Loge 110. Stop by and say Puig
FEEL THE HATRED!!!!
I'm assuming this is the game thread...
throw strikes, stupid
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
huh?
Off to a great start! Padres have men on first & second, no out.
Vinny..."Fife in a little bit of a jam here"...another Monday night at Dodger Stadium.
UJTD
Yaaaaay!!
double play. nice
wow - nice pickup!
Spuider-Puig, Spuider-Puig, does whatever a Spuider-Puig does
Puig, baby!
Puigtown
Batting 1.000!
dammit blue, you better be calling that both ways
Punto noooooo
Ha ha, suck it, AGon's old team!
A Gon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he hit that one a ton
BONK
That was the sweetest swing I've seen in a loooooooooong time.
Punto wanted to get Puig off the basepaths so he wouldn't get hurt
another questionable strike
nice inning, Fife-dog!
quality inning by Barney.
i say we start throwing at heads next inning
Puig is batting a thousand, #awholenewpuig or #anewbluepuig? Wait, he was forced out at 2nd because we always seem to gidp, crap...
SVS goooooooooone!
SVS!
Vin just said "ironical"!
Fuck Yeah!!
can we send Dre to the DL? There has to be something hurt on him
The chip on his shoulder fell off when he got that big contract.
We can hit Stults! A starving man can eat saltines all day.
Amarista looks teeny out there, like somebody let their kid loose on the field
i like saltines
I use to love saltines and jelly.
Big crowd to see Puig. Need to give away his bobblehead ASAP.
ugh - looks like there's about 40 people there tonight
Why arethe Cardinals always fuckin good? Unless they play the Giants in the playoffs of course.
Taiwan still gets love at the Ravine.
they need to get all of those injury-prone stiffs away from Clayton
I don't know, Paul. My best guess is that they have the best fans in baseball and they truly appreciate the game.
BEERS ARE COLD! BEERS ARE COLD!
Don't let that midget steal.
Alexi Amarista is a better porn name than a baseball name
Joe Buck hacked FB's account.
Drive by comment:
Throw at Quentin wherever he is!
cc: RBNLaw
#thebeersarecold
#iatethebones
Good start Fife.
The 2013 Range Rover Sport SE: the vehicle of choice for all photographers who work for Bird of Prey magazine.
Hack, Fife!
Throw your bat at Quentin!
was that bobblehed of Don Sutton or Michael Ontkean?
Bird of Prey has great centerfolds - sometimes they even show the cloaca
Puig almost beat that throw.
Puig sucks!!! Send him down to double A.
Puig just dropped to .500, time to put him on the DL or option back to isotopes...
Is that Michael Ontkean or Ryan Reynolds?
#puigover150
Vinny, Puig will hit 15 homeruns this week.
I knew you were a BoP man, FB.
You've been Fifed.
I read it for the articles of course
Puig Life!
throw strikes, dumdum
woop! nice pick
Hernandez with the gun!
Nice play all around.
I've got a hard on for Fife.
@Spank are you sure it's not a hard on for cold beer?
Hey, we should all celebrate life!
Oh, wait.
That too,FB. And titters.
I always donate to toys for titters.
Holy shit. Michael Ontkean name dropping.
how is Hernandez in the middle of our lineup? I know Dre's been stinky, but still
Gasol doesn't look like he watching the game as intensely as he should be. Where is Kobe to yell at him.
don't worry Paul, he'll focus when we get to the playoffs
Keep it up Fifester.
where's Artest? he'll throw at Quentin without a second thought.
These Padres can't hit me for jack, so I feel like the Mack - Fife Dog
Warning track power.
Why is Cruz still on this team?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i feel like if it was Dre in right, that might have been a triple
Puid airs it out to no avail
limp
puig threw a strike,literally.
Nice work, kid. I am sorry the bullpen will ruin it for you, but nice job just the same
and that's my cue to leave
gnite all
later.FB. Good to see you around again.
Hi guys. Keep this lead for me, ok?!
Wow. Relief pitching didn't fuck this up.....yet.
I'll have another helping of Puig, with a side order of Puig, please.
Prog rocks got me all loco and I didn't see how Puigtown got on base but Punto just singled the mutt to third.
something's cooking.
^rock's
Cc:Dusty
shit.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they are really releasing a new Superman movie,again??!! Fuck, just bow down to Batman and Christian Bale and give up. Something new please.
goddamn! where is everyone. We are actually winning a game here.
come on peeps!!
*raises hands in the air*
*doesn't care*
come on Dre you fucking mutt. do something?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meh..llis
6 more outs. can we do this?
Like AA Spank...1 step at a time.
5 more guys!!
still 5 more outs
runner on second 1 out for Padres
Uh-oh. Not feeling too good over here.
EIGHTH INNING
Doyers 2-1
4 mo
You're fired, Amarista!
Oh, so the bullpen is going to blow it in the 9th then?
cochito with a hit? OMG
Yup, League warming up. Chalk this one up as a loss.
League warming up.
'Nough said.
Puig power time!
Where's your optimism,peeps?
who am i kidding?Bye bye lead.
@Orel...The first visual I got when you said "Chalk this up..." was of the chalked body at a crime scene. :(
ground out power
Ugh
Booooooooo!
little caballo!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nice, Karen. That is...fitting.
One down!
As usual, you're right Vin. League's ERA does scare me to death.
Take League's salary and give it to Puig
jeez us My cat can pitch better than that.
Nice pitching League. that would have been a strike for Tattoo.
Has League ever had a 1-2-3 inning? In his entire career?
Tying run on first.
*Jaws theme pounding in the background*
OMPUIG
GODDAMN PUIGTOWN!
WHAT A fucking throw!
Wow!
On the fly!
We gotta star!!
#OMpuiG!
(pugs)
Questionable at first.
WTF. I'll totally take it.
Just proves how wrong Donnie was
PGTUP!
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