Sunday, February 03, 2013

Super Bowl Thread: How Many More Ways Can We Hate SF Edition

SF 49ers vs. Baltimore Ravens - 3:30pm Pacific

Who ya got in this one? In any pools? Feelin' the Hate? We can't have San Francisco own two sports titles in the same year, folks. So bring out the bad juju, voodoo dolls, nooooonan chants, etc. and let's stop this madness while we still can.

ps- Sorry Matt Kemp, we know you like your 49ers, but come on, man!

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80 comments:

Orel said...

Go Ravens! Just for today!

Orel said...

we can be heroes

Dusty Baker said...

Quoth Ray Lewis, never more.

Dusty Baker said...

My bar man just made me a nice Long Island Iced Tea. Why do I forget about this drink for long periods of time?

Orel said...

Alcohol poisoning?

Spank said...

FUCK THE NINERS!!

GO MURDERERS!!!

rbnlaw said...

Who the hell to root for? Team I always hated or team I really don't give a shit about?

I'm on team beer!

rbnlaw said...

Also saw an actual son of Steve Garvey is following @sososg on the Twitter.
Very cool.

Paul said...

Ravens rip their heads off and shove them down their fuckin throat.

Sorry guys for being tame I am trying to be more respectful on the holy day.

Hideo Nomo said...

I don't give a shit who wins, as long as the 49ers' score ends in a 7 and the Ravens' score ends in a 0 at the end of each quarter. (Also have 5-8, respectively.)

MR.F said...

FUCK THE NINERS!!

GO MURDERERS!!!

karen said...

Like all the rest of we superior people, I have such a problem with the whole OJ...I mean Ray Lewis/murderer of women and unborn children thing. I detest the worm. But having said that, my HATE for anything frisco is so deep and, shall I say it?...Unreasonable, that I must check my moral compass at the door and temporarily become a Ravens fan. Kind of leaves a bad taste in the mouth, but there it is. The lesser of two evils far out weighs anything with San Francisco in it's name.

Bring on baseball, I'm ready!!

rbnlaw said...

Ha! I'm rooting for 7-1 either way.

Orel said...

Moral quandary, thy name is sports fan.

Orel said...

MLB ‏@MLB

Here's @TheRealMattKemp in San Francisco gear. Huh? http://atmlb.com/YNnzOy pic.twitter.com/5jDHy1MK

Hideo Nomo said...

Thanks, Matty. You've given the Frisco trolls a season's worth of material to work with.

Paul said...

Watch out for that wall behind you Matt!

Dusty Baker said...

Team Sam Adams!

Dusty Baker said...

Karen you summed up everything beautifully.

Maybe we should just be rooting for our own numbers to hit and for both teams to fail/get hurt.

Orel said...

Everyone is picking the 49ers to win.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The HATE is brung!

I'm rooting for Ray Lewis...that alone is reason enough to hate the 49ers.

Orel said...

Hey, Ray Lewis is pumped! I've never seen that before.

Orel said...

Flacko

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, Joe Skinny!

Orel said...

Flatco

Cliff Beefpile said...

Touchdown Baltimore!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Words never heard by anyone drinking a Budweiser, "Here's to taste."

Orel said...

Santana!

Dusty Baker said...

Homemade guacamole: check

Ro-tel: check:

Chili in the slow cooker: check

Beer in the belly: given

Ravens up early: hells yeah

Dusty Baker said...

Didn't hit the first quarter square though I had the Ravens and 7.

rbnlaw said...

Team Santana represent.



#drunk

Dusty Baker said...

Poes threatening again. 7-3 and it could get worse for these 49ers.

Orel said...

Homemade guacamole, Batman!

Dusty Baker said...

14-3 w Joe Skinny the MVP so far.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, Kaepernick said he patterned his game after Favre, Vick and McNabb. So choking and interceptions makes sense.

Dusty Baker said...

Might want to put Alex Smith in in the 2nd half.

Dusty Baker said...

Awesome Taco Smell commercial with the old people. Well done!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Touchdown Ravens! Eat a dick, Culliver!

Dusty Baker said...

21-3 Telltale Hearts coming into the end of the first half.

Cliff Beefpile said...

No, no, Beyonce, you sing the National Anthem live, and lip synch during the Super Bowl.

Dusty Baker said...

I think I can see Beyonce's other lips synching.

Cliff Beefpile said...

That is a short skirt. You can see less fur watching the Puppy Bowl. Hey-ooooooo!

Dusty Baker said...

Cliffy rounding into midseason form!

Dusty Baker said...

Blackout at the Superdome.

Cue all the Bane references on Twitter.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Cliff Beefpile said...

SF is losing and the sound went out on Phil Simms...there is a God!

Orel said...

Just kidding!

Orel said...

Clapper joke

Dusty Baker said...

Just saw a Tweet that cracked me up:

"You're doing a heckuva job, Brownie!"

#GWBush #FEMA #Katrina

Steve Sax said...

This power outage can only work for the 49ers.

And my cheesy dip

Orel said...

Slate ‏@Slate

RT @ledbetreuters: This would never happen if the players had guns.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The Mercedes-Benz Superdome is acting like, well, a Mercedes-Benz.

Orel said...

MLB ‏@MLB

We thought we'd take this brief pause to remind you pitchers and catchers report in 8 days.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Right, like the players don't all have guns. Ray Lewis is in the building after all.

Dusty Baker said...

Ray Lewis is killing time by killing a few people on the sidelines during this power outage.

Dusty Baker said...

DAMMIT!

Steve Sax said...

Hello, World! This is America!

We can't secure electricity for our stadium in the biggest game of the year!

We are a developing nation!

Dusty Baker said...

@nealpollack: This time, it's the rich people trapped in the Superdome.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Is the Superdome is the new Boston Garden?

Dusty Baker said...

Is Cliff drunk?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Dusty, is water wet!?

Cliff Beefpile said...

I'm just tipsy enough to go on a DrinksKoolAid-style rampage, bishes!

Dusty Baker said...

We need some Spanky-style up in here, too.

Steve Sax said...

Nice power outage there, guys.

#nflconspiracytheory

Cliff Beefpile said...

Shut up about the fucking power outage, Nantz.

Orel said...

Get it together, Ravens.

Orel said...

OH, YEAAHH!

Dusty Baker said...

31-29

CBS brass owe the Superdome a lot. However, they'll be rubbed out the day after by the wise guys who are pissed about their book.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Boldin makes the catch despite pass interference.

Dusty Baker said...

34-29. One more Ravens FG and my numbers will hit.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Hard to believe Phil Simms can announce the game with Kaepernick's balls in his mouth.

Cliff Beefpile said...

The Ravens win the Super Bowl. More Ray Lewis coverage. Yay.

Orel said...

zzzzzzzzzzz

Steve Sax said...

Now, if you guys will pardon me, I have to go suck face with Bar Rafaeli.

Orel said...

...thought everyone except Leonardo DiCaprio.

Spank said...

*murders*

Paul said...

*drinks kool aid*

Paul said...

Only light smug in the bay tonight.

MR.F said...

Yay! I'm spared from everybody around me being happy about local sports team.

Spank said...

@ Karen

I thought the murderer of women and unborn children thing was Rae Carruth.