Spring Training Game One Thread: Is This Heaven? No, It's Arizona Cactus League

White Sox at Dodgers (12:05 AM Pacific, Camelback Ranch)

It's tiiiiime for Dodger baseball, dear SoSG readers.

I know, I know, it's only the first Spring Training game of the year. It means nothing, our key players will only get an AB or two, it's just the warm-up before the pre-warm-up, etc. But still...we have to start this season somewhere. And that somewhere is today and now.

Kemp and Crawford won't feature, but let's see what we can put together. Breaking from tradition of listing the lineup in the comments, here goes:

Ramirez 6
MEllis 4
Gonzalez 3
Ethier 9
Cruz 5
* Schumaker 8
Hairston 7
AJEllis 2
Uribe DH

Per Eric Stephen at TBLA - and complete props to him for tracking down this esoteria: "Kershaw starts...scheduled to be followed by: Matt Magill, Stephen Fife, Mark Lowe, Ronald Belisario, Kelvin De La Cruz, and Gregory Infante."

*Skip fuckin' Schumaker? That is just too weird still.