San Francisco Gets The Jell-O Prize It Coveted So Much

Congratulations, San Francisco, by achieving your goal of winning free Jell-O thanks to your Sunday Superbowl performance:

No need for booze: Disappointed devotees of the losing San Francisco 49ers can drown their Super Bowl sorrows in free Jell-O Pudding.

The Kraft brand said it will send thousands of cups gratis to the city by the bay on Tuesday to help soothe distraught football fans.

Drop sites are posted on the Jell-O Pudding Drop’s website. The treats will be available around the city at locations such as Chinatown and Lombard Street at various times throughout the day.

“Nothing masks the bitter taste of defeat like the sweet taste of Jell-O,” a spokesman says in a YouTube video posted Sunday night. Jell-O has been jiggling around since 1897.

Juan Uribe, for what it's worth, has been jiggling around the Dodgers since 2011.