SF 49ers vs. Baltimore Ravens - 3:30pm Pacific
Who ya got in this one? In any pools? Feelin' the Hate? We can't have San Francisco own two sports titles in the same year, folks. So bring out the bad juju, voodoo dolls, nooooonan chants, etc. and let's stop this madness while we still can.
ps- Sorry Matt Kemp, we know you like your 49ers, but come on, man!
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Go Ravens! Just for today!
we can be heroes
Quoth Ray Lewis, never more.
My bar man just made me a nice Long Island Iced Tea. Why do I forget about this drink for long periods of time?
Alcohol poisoning?
FUCK THE NINERS!!
GO MURDERERS!!!
Who the hell to root for? Team I always hated or team I really don't give a shit about?
I'm on team beer!
Also saw an actual son of Steve Garvey is following @sososg on the Twitter.
Very cool.
I don't give a shit who wins, as long as the 49ers' score ends in a 7 and the Ravens' score ends in a 0 at the end of each quarter. (Also have 5-8, respectively.)
FUCK THE NINERS!!
GO MURDERERS!!!
Like all the rest of we superior people, I have such a problem with the whole OJ...I mean Ray Lewis/murderer of women and unborn children thing. I detest the worm. But having said that, my HATE for anything frisco is so deep and, shall I say it?...Unreasonable, that I must check my moral compass at the door and temporarily become a Ravens fan. Kind of leaves a bad taste in the mouth, but there it is. The lesser of two evils far out weighs anything with San Francisco in it's name.
Bring on baseball, I'm ready!!
Ha! I'm rooting for 7-1 either way.
Moral quandary, thy name is sports fan.
MLB @MLB
Here's @TheRealMattKemp in San Francisco gear. Huh? http://atmlb.com/YNnzOy pic.twitter.com/5jDHy1MK
Thanks, Matty. You've given the Frisco trolls a season's worth of material to work with.
Watch out for that wall behind you Matt!
Team Sam Adams!
Karen you summed up everything beautifully.
Maybe we should just be rooting for our own numbers to hit and for both teams to fail/get hurt.
Everyone is picking the 49ers to win.
The HATE is brung!
I'm rooting for Ray Lewis...that alone is reason enough to hate the 49ers.
Hey, Ray Lewis is pumped! I've never seen that before.
Flacko
Come on, Joe Skinny!
Flatco
Touchdown Baltimore!
Words never heard by anyone drinking a Budweiser, "Here's to taste."
Santana!
Homemade guacamole: check
Ro-tel: check:
Chili in the slow cooker: check
Beer in the belly: given
Ravens up early: hells yeah
Didn't hit the first quarter square though I had the Ravens and 7.
Team Santana represent.
#drunk
Poes threatening again. 7-3 and it could get worse for these 49ers.
Homemade guacamole, Batman!
14-3 w Joe Skinny the MVP so far.
Well, Kaepernick said he patterned his game after Favre, Vick and McNabb. So choking and interceptions makes sense.
Might want to put Alex Smith in in the 2nd half.
Awesome Taco Smell commercial with the old people. Well done!
Touchdown Ravens! Eat a dick, Culliver!
21-3 Telltale Hearts coming into the end of the first half.
No, no, Beyonce, you sing the National Anthem live, and lip synch during the Super Bowl.
I think I can see Beyonce's other lips synching.
That is a short skirt. You can see less fur watching the Puppy Bowl. Hey-ooooooo!
Cliffy rounding into midseason form!
Blackout at the Superdome.
Cue all the Bane references on Twitter.
45
SF is losing and the sound went out on Phil Simms...there is a God!
Just kidding!
Clapper joke
Just saw a Tweet that cracked me up:
"You're doing a heckuva job, Brownie!"
#GWBush #FEMA #Katrina
This power outage can only work for the 49ers.
And my cheesy dip
Slate @Slate
RT @ledbetreuters: This would never happen if the players had guns.
The Mercedes-Benz Superdome is acting like, well, a Mercedes-Benz.
MLB @MLB
We thought we'd take this brief pause to remind you pitchers and catchers report in 8 days.
Right, like the players don't all have guns. Ray Lewis is in the building after all.
Ray Lewis is killing time by killing a few people on the sidelines during this power outage.
DAMMIT!
Hello, World! This is America!
We can't secure electricity for our stadium in the biggest game of the year!
We are a developing nation!
@nealpollack: This time, it's the rich people trapped in the Superdome.
Is the Superdome is the new Boston Garden?
Is Cliff drunk?
Dusty, is water wet!?
I'm just tipsy enough to go on a DrinksKoolAid-style rampage, bishes!
We need some Spanky-style up in here, too.
Nice power outage there, guys.
#nflconspiracytheory
Get it together, Ravens.
OH, YEAAHH!
31-29
CBS brass owe the Superdome a lot. However, they'll be rubbed out the day after by the wise guys who are pissed about their book.
Boldin makes the catch despite pass interference.
34-29. One more Ravens FG and my numbers will hit.
Hard to believe Phil Simms can announce the game with Kaepernick's balls in his mouth.
The Ravens win the Super Bowl. More Ray Lewis coverage. Yay.
zzzzzzzzzzz
Now, if you guys will pardon me, I have to go suck face with Bar Rafaeli.
...thought everyone except Leonardo DiCaprio.
*murders*
*drinks kool aid*
Only light smug in the bay tonight.
Yay! I'm spared from everybody around me being happy about local sports team.
@ Karen
I thought the murderer of women and unborn children thing was Rae Carruth.
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