Too blind with rage to recap. Instead here's a picture of some baby bats.
UPDATE (11:59 p.m.): Okay, Eric Freakin' Stults? Seriously? He of the 88 ERA+ for the Dodgers? The guy they sold to the Hiroshima Carp? And our half-billion dollars' worth of bats can't even string together a few hits against him?
And Clayton Kershaw scratches and claws to keep the Dodgers in the game, then Matt Guerrier gives it all up on a two-run bomb? This team is beyond frustrating.
UPDATE (12:31 a.m.): Boxberger? Brach? Layne? Zero hits against these guys. In fact, zero hits in the last four innings.
Also, Matt Kemp is hurting. He needs a day off.
UPDATE (10:52 a.m.): Not to mention the Giants finally lost. That was a golden opportunity to gain some ground in the division.