Chris Capuano (11-11, 3.74) vs. Casey Kelly (2-2, 5.55).
Although we've come, to the end of the road (trips), still I can't, let, go. And not just because Michael McCary won't reunite with the rest of the band. No, it's because the Dodgers keep stringing us fans along this season, clinging to a slim tragic number of four with 13 outcomes left in the season.
Could the Dodgers go 6-1 while the Cards go 2-4? It's possible, given the Cards play the Nationals and the Reds, since we're facing a rookie pitcher with just 24 innings under his belt (on the other hand, Capuano hasn't had a win since August 12, eight starts ago). But it's unlikely (listed a 0.9% chance). And I don't know if it's worse to just get this elimination thing over with now, rather than have to face getting knocked out by the Giants at home next week. Can I see what's behind curtain #3 instead?
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Aw, crap. We have to play a game today?
Punto 4
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Gonzalez 3
Ramirez 6
Dusty's BFF 7
Cruz 5
Ajellis 2
Capuano 1
Pass the Punto homie!
Curtain #3 is Uribe in a Speedo.
His speedo is the curtain. Boom!
You'd think we'd be happier with as little of Uribe as we've seen, recently. What voodoo shit did he pull to keep this team from hitting?
I hope we win tonight. I like dragging out the pain.
*gets a cramp*
*goes on DL*
Rock the Casbah!
I don't know I hate those giants and will love to see our guys whip them playing under no pressure to win.
Bawlmer D! You're going down,Beefpile!
Oh shit! Dodgers are still playing games?
Spank's a Son now?
Does that mean I'm dead?
Spank is part of my blog Sanford and Sons.
YOU BIG DUMMEH
We rock this GT, y'all.
Wait, today isn't Dress Up Like a Son Day? Boy, am I embarrassed!
I already wrote and sent in the Dodger Blogger Nights recap for SoSG and I wasn't even there.
PGT up!
All right Shane, whatchoo got?
Browns are makin' a late push. This shit ain't over, Spank! Jordy Nelson's gonna finally pull his head out of his and have a big game on Sunday.
Shane HBPs to bring in a run, which is probably the best possible outcome we could have designed.
2-0 Dodgers
Cruuuuuuuuuuuuz!
Wait, you can't score this many runs in an inning can you?
I'll fucking take it.
So now you guys decide to play?
PLAYOFFS
It WOULD be cosmic symmetry if they had a comeback just to come a game short,
Another double for Matty, but he still looks like he's playing through pain.
A-Gon RBI! 6-0 Dodgers.
It was supposed to be this easy the last month and a half you assholes!
THIS is the A-Gon we've been waiting for.
6-0 dodgers!
PLAYOFFS!
Jordy. Heh
Wright HBPs Quentin to force in a run.
Vin really has trouble with "Amarista."
Wait, if this is a Sanford and Sons blog, who's Aunt Esther?
Hey, hey, hey!
This is the vaunted Padres?
I'm Rollo goddammit!
PLAYOFFS BISHES
Wait. Is this the GT? WTF?
PLAYOFFS NOW!
Pods gonna pod.
LAYPOFFS!
Beli: not sharp. 7-3 Dodgers.
Sheezus! Way to NOT block the plate, Ellis.
Bobby Abreu just stole a base, and other signs of the apocalypse.
Playoffs, bishes!
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