Aaron Harang (9-9, 3.79) vs. Jordan Zimmerman (10-8, 3.01)
Josh Beckett (1-2, 3.38) vs. John Lannan (3-0, 2.41)
Oh joy, the opportunity to lose twice in one day.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Games 148/149 Doubleheader Thread: Sept. 19 @ Nats, 1p
Aaron Harang (9-9, 3.79) vs. Jordan Zimmerman (10-8, 3.01)
Josh Beckett (1-2, 3.38) vs. John Lannan (3-0, 2.41)
Oh joy, the opportunity to lose twice in one day.
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Too bad the Dodgers aren't playing a triplebreaster today.
You never know...Uribe could pinch hit or something.
"Hit" is perhaps a little optimistic.
Pinch flail?
Pinch look-at-strike-three?
Uh, well ok i guess i better modify my other GT. (cries)
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head
Everywhere I roam
Over land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head
Everywhere that I roam
Over land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.
Dueling GTs!
Hey man, it's a whole new day.
(Also, I didn't scroll down. Sorry.)
Everyone has to comment twice!
DAMMIT!
DAMMIT!
Wonder if we'll break 100 comments in a doubleheader thread.
Team Nomo!
BLOCK
*cue Assassin's Circle sniper fire from the clock tower*
I pose this question to you. In NCAA football, wins can be taken away.
Could some statistical genius look back at the gnats record, see where PEDlky was influential in a win, remove that, then tell us what their record would be now. I submit atleast 10 games where he was the difference...
Would you be willing to do the same for Manny Ramirez?
Why don't they just shut Kershaw down already? He's hurting, and the team isn't going to make any noise this year. Even if by some miracle, the Dodgers take the 2nd wildcard spot, they won't have enough pitching to advance. The risk of further injury isn't worth it to me.
Team officials should shut him down and start looking towards 2013.
But we still have to sweep the Gnats on the final weekend.
Since the suspension:
SFG: 21-10
LAD: 12-18
That's the bigger problem.
Neebs mom once gave me a double header.
Like the dodgers I never rounded third, she was to much.
Cleaning out my parents house has been a tough task, but I did find a typed 1993 season preview I made for the Dodgers.
I predicted a great year for Piazza and bagged on Jose Offerman.
The worst to first projection I'll leave alone.
So proud of my adolescent self.
At least Twitter spambots still believe.
I like that idea. Let us just vote who gets the last wild card spot.
whoop dat ass
Oh hey, we're playing.
Ethier GIDPs.
(sighs)
Game 1 lineup:
Ellis, M, 2B
Ethier, RF
Kemp, CF
Gonzalez, Ad, 1B
Ramirez, H, SS
Victorino, LF
Cruz, 3B
Ellis, A, C
Harang, P
Kemp Ks.
Ooof.
Thanks, FB.
How many different ways can I ask why is Kemp playing?
Have you tried asking in Esperanto?
godgamn Jayson Werth looks like a degenerate hobo in his pic on Yahoo. It's terrifying! I didn't realize how bad it had gotten for him. Somebody should really get him some help
I still can't believe we were 17 games over .500 at one point, with the best record in baseball
@FB: Werth's inspiration?
The Degenerate Hobos is a acoustic side band for me and Neeebs. Just me on the banjo and Neeebs on the Didgeridoo
*shudders*
And Spanky on the skin flute.
@Paul - that sounds familiar. Did you guys release an album of acoustic Weird Al covers?
Shane got on base!
Yup. We play mostly events where Ron Paul
is speaking.
Aw man, Cruz! He just walked a guy! Why are you swinging at the first pitch?
Shane steals!
Gotta love a Libertarian Ho-Down!
Didgeridoo?
All this time I was calling it a Jew's Harp.
HARANGCHO ARDIENDO
And it's over before I type that.
FUCK.
intentional walk/HBP?
at least we cleared the pitcher
*cries after remembering the top of our lineup*
Six Men to the Plate, Nobody Scores: The Story of the 2012 Dodgers
@Hideo - have you read the sequel to that story, Three Men to the Plate, Nobody Scores, Repeat 7-8 Times? It's both striking and depressing
Hey, we're already losing!
@FB: I don't know how to read.
@Gnomes - I got a call once from the NY Times asking if I would like to subscribe. I told them I didn't know how to read. They said OK and hung up
@Nomo I wish I could say the same about a box score.
A-Gon with one out and two on: K.
Thanks Adrian!
No, Adrian, that's what Hanley does
Is it over yet?
I hope Shane goes back to Hawaii and finds Bobby Brady's cursed tiki idol.
Shane should just try to walk every at bat from now on
don't forget the smashing his head on some rocks while surfing, or getting decapitated by a falling hotel-room picture
Intentional walks NEVER backfire.
I see we're losing again.
Only 6 LOB so far!
We are being defensed to death.
I'm still mad at Cruz for swinging at the first pitch in the second. But I can't get too mad at him.
And that's why! Cochito double!
I just got this email:
<< How's it going sweetie.
Do u feel the spring ? Don't u wanna be loved by smb, to always know that smb is here, just like I do?
I'm pretty sure you r.
So, my name is Allyson. I am young, beautiful, wild, and free. What is more, I'm a girl with no hang-ups and I have no bad habits.
I want to feel a man close to me, which will be able to satisfy me completely, you know what I mean right?) So, if u feel the same way then you r lucky.
To carry conviction, I'll add that I find BDSM attractive.)
I wanna know you better and also I would like to share pictures with you (maybe even something erotic photographs).
I am sure we will make a good couple;)
Don't think too long! I am already waiting 4 your answer.
Allyson >>
New blog idea: Luis Cruz's Wasted Doubles.
Say i don't want someone that uses "r"
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU...
Comeback: unlikely.
PUNTO WILL SAVE US
See? Shredder double on a misplay by Morse!
I like it. Mellis advances Punto to third, setting up a one-run loss for the Dodgers.
Collins on Ethier: "A groundout should score the run."
This is what it's come to.
Ethier Ks! But not swinging! That's worth something, right?
Kemp continues to swing at crap.
A-Gon in an 0-2 hole faster than you can say
Fuck even bad teams have a lucky game once and awhile. What the hell.
Hit that shit,Orel!
Pepe Yñiguez @PepeYniguez
@sosgsosg haha, no of course this porcine fever is totally different , or piggy fever sounds better.
Hanley flare single!
In play, no out > Victorino grounds into a force out.
FUCK YOU, GAMEDAY!
SOMEBODY HIT A HOME RUN, FOR CHRISSAKES!
Finding it hard to believe we scored the one run.
I don't know why i am still watching this game.
Well, Abreu put the ball in play.
Wow,dodgers got a single.
Another underpowered Kemp hit fails to leave the yard. Swing looked great, though.
bet you all the Cool-A-Coos in the world that we lose the next one too.
I...uh...yep.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
That was fun! Let's do it again!
Let's lose two!
Game 2 is off to a great start!
1-2-3
Cochito meaningless double!
I have a new theory:
We were doing great with a few all stars & a rag tag, scrappy group of underachievers, people from the minors having time to shine, and so forth. But, then we went and spent a butt load of money and all our "great" new players suck....
The same "great" players that were not so great in other markets this year.
Just a thought
Two doubles wasted.
Two on, two out, full count to A-Gon....
RANCHO ARDIENDO
When's the last time I typed that?
2-0 to Hanley....
RBI(s)!
More RBI(s)!
Oh, and two-run madness!
ermahgerd.
errfernse.
First KempBI in forever! 4-0 Dodgers!
WANG, bishes!
I must have driven through a nitrous oxide cloud on the way home. 5-0 Dodgers?!
Wow. Gift run. Fucking run, assholes! Especially you, Beckett, you lazy fuck.
Wasted opportunities are easier to swallow when you're up 6-0.
Bryce Harper really does seem like a complete a-hole.
Nice catch, though.
We are winning!
PLAYOFFS!!!
WORLD SERIES!
Looks like the Game 1 loss scared everyone away.
Holy smokes, that AT&T "where r" video about texting and driving is frickin' chilling.
I'm pledging.
6-1 Dodgers, bottom 8
Beckett gives up half the lead just like that. Maybe...it's time to pull him?
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Really can't take this shit anymore.
6-4 Dodgers....
6-4, this is not good
and just like that, our lead is gone.
PLAYOFFS!
Nats score SIX in the eighth to tie it.
We SUCK
I would say "Thanks for the season,Dodgers," but i wouldn't mean it.
Expialidociousgoddamit
If the Dodgers pull this out and win, I will post PLAYOFFS with every post I write.
Ain't gonna happen.
FINALLY KEMP!
Same swing as before. Strange.
PLAYOFFS!!!!
Just warming up.
Better program that macro, rbn.
Where do these guys find the guts to blow a six run lead in one inning and then take a slim one run lead?
That's playoff baseball.
I'm gonna take a shower.
You guys better have this placed cleaned up by the time I get out and have a win sealed.
That includes picking up Stubbs off the floor.
*faints*
Okay, rbn! Remember your vow!
Dodgers win
PLAYOFFS BISHES!!!!
we make party?
What's a macro?
PLAYOFFS!!!!!
Beast mode is back baby!
We make party on passed out Stubbs!
If Kemp is back to form, this team just might make the
POSTSEASON!!
er, PLAYOFFS!!!
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