Chris Capuano (11-10, 3.59) vs. Joe Kelly (5-6, 3.51).
No offense, but we're pretty damn good at this no offense thing. And if the Dodgers don't care about advancing runners around that second-base bend thingy back toward home plate, it's hard for fans to rally around this team, too. We haven't scored more than five runs in over two weeks (and we won that game, btw).
The Dodgers have lost seven of our last eight, and we're running out of time to make up that 7.5-game gap with the Giants (I can't even type that without laughing hysterically. And sobbing.). The Cardinals are vying for a playoff spot, while we're looking for someplace safe to hide. So let's throw Capuano out there to the wolves tonight, as he's gone 2-8 since his 9-2 start, and hasn't had a win since August 12. No offense, but I'm expecting...no offense.
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(cries)
Just getting that out of the way.
Every run the Dodgers score I will do a shot.
I better think of something strong.
Dear Uncle Frank,
lead me out of the darkness and into the booze.
Paul, you're going to be like a eunuch in a brothel
Well I'll still be drinking beer inbetween. A man has to survive.
OK, I know the problem...
I SUCK!!!!
I have no business watching/rooting/following this team as it is currently configured.
Kershaw questionable for Sunday because of the hip, per Vin.
SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT IT ALL DOWN.
Season over.
Again.
DAMMIT LISTEN TO AJ, CAP!!!
Did I miss our one run yet?
AGon finally coming alive?
There it is, Quad.
I'm growing to loathe Punto.
One shot of Jameson.
*cries*
Sax: I love the cover that figure is based on.
Fuck this.
Booooooooooo!
We will score five tonight only to lose by four.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck
@gnomes 7:55p: yeah, I was concerned people wouldn't get the "cable" reference
It refers to the thing that's tightening around our neck, i suppose
Hit him!
Good at bat.
Atta boy Dre! On the 3-0 pitch.
Wha?
Ethier!! The bats have a little life!
I took a nap.
Punto is Esperanto for douchey slide.
Nice call for the bunt there, Donnie!
AJellis fouls his bunt up for an easy out.
Punto is one unlucky bastard
Shane batting .256... In fantasy land
Fly balls right at outfielders. All we ever get.
Shane Victorino sucks the big one. He has been absolutely worthless for us. Worthless.
Punto is worse, but no one expected him to do anything.
If you combine Gonzo and Loney's numbers since the trade they have 2 homeuns and 19rbi.
to quote Diamond, "You can call him 'MothBalls' all day long but he still just hit a 2-run home run".
Cruuuuuz!
Headache time.
One shot down.
Two down.
Kills those ants!!!
No more. Just saw the ghost of Lenny Harris.
We are going to win 10 in a row.
Jesus told me.
Jesus Colorado?
Yup.
He also told me he was a big winner on Star Search back in the day sooo..
back from work. didn't expect this score at all.
let's see how we take a first-and-third opportunity and squander it this time.
Nice hit by Jesus Victorino.
I missed Ellian. Good things happen when he is around. He was gone right?
Marte is from the Domincan Republic and is six months pregnant.
Soooo Matt is hurt right? Really hurt? Sit him!!!
one more out, and we can score another point for hopeless pessimists like me everywhere.
*choked sob*
I think that hit his balls again.
Mothballs and Dodger Stadium are a match made in heaven.
There are over 3 million fans at the game tonight!
Wait...
9th inning. Let's get close this thing out.
94mph how many leagues is that?
Gangnam style wins on the jukebox and Dodgers win. Winning streak is inevitable.
AT LAST
We make...par...ty?
The only bummer is that Lyons calls an offensive outburst in the pregame and now he's gonna gloat.
I think I heard cheering coming from the tv in the other room. Did I miss something?
PARTY MAKING IN PROGRESS
Postgame guys are going to fight.
Are these guys as drunk as me?
saw what you did there, Nomo.
RIP Dynomutt
Workin on it, Paul!
Work on this.
PGTUP
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