Thursday, September 27, 2012

Game 156 Thread: Sept 27 @ Padres, 7p

Chris Capuano (11-11, 3.74) vs. Casey Kelly (2-2, 5.55).

Although we've come, to the end of the road (trips), still I can't, let, go. And not just because Michael McCary won't reunite with the rest of the band. No, it's because the Dodgers keep stringing us fans along this season, clinging to a slim tragic number of four with 13 outcomes left in the season.

Could the Dodgers go 6-1 while the Cards go 2-4? It's possible, given the Cards play the Nationals and the Reds, since we're facing a rookie pitcher with just 24 innings under his belt (on the other hand, Capuano hasn't had a win since August 12, eight starts ago). But it's unlikely (listed a 0.9% chance). And I don't know if it's worse to just get this elimination thing over with now, rather than have to face getting knocked out by the Giants at home next week. Can I see what's behind curtain #3 instead?

49 comments:

Franklin Stubbs said...

Aw, crap. We have to play a game today?

Hideo Nomo said...

Punto 4
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Gonzalez 3
Ramirez 6
Dusty's BFF 7
Cruz 5
Ajellis 2
Capuano 1

Paul said...

Pass the Punto homie!

Hideo Nomo said...

Curtain #3 is Uribe in a Speedo.

Paul said...

His speedo is the curtain. Boom!

Franklin Stubbs said...

You'd think we'd be happier with as little of Uribe as we've seen, recently. What voodoo shit did he pull to keep this team from hitting?

Paul said...

I hope we win tonight. I like dragging out the pain.

Mike Marshall said...

*gets a cramp*

*goes on DL*

Niiiples said...

Rock the Casbah!

Fernie V said...

I don't know I hate those giants and will love to see our guys whip them playing under no pressure to win.

Mike Marshall said...

Bawlmer D! You're going down,Beefpile!

Mike Marshall said...

Oh shit! Dodgers are still playing games?

Hideo Nomo said...

Spank's a Son now?

Does that mean I'm dead?

Paul said...

Spank is part of my blog Sanford and Sons.

Hideo Nomo said...

YOU BIG DUMMEH

Franklin Stubbs said...

We rock this GT, y'all.

Shawn Green said...

Wait, today isn't Dress Up Like a Son Day? Boy, am I embarrassed!

Mike Marshall said...

I already wrote and sent in the Dodger Blogger Nights recap for SoSG and I wasn't even there.

Chad Fonville said...

PGT up!

Steve Sax said...

All right Shane, whatchoo got?

Chad Fonville said...

Browns are makin' a late push. This shit ain't over, Spank! Jordy Nelson's gonna finally pull his head out of his and have a big game on Sunday.

Steve Sax said...

Shane HBPs to bring in a run, which is probably the best possible outcome we could have designed.

2-0 Dodgers

Chad Fonville said...

Cruuuuuuuuuuuuz!

Chad Fonville said...

Wait, you can't score this many runs in an inning can you?

Franklin Stubbs said...

I'll fucking take it.

Niiiples said...

So now you guys decide to play?

Orel said...

PLAYOFFS

Franklin Stubbs said...

It WOULD be cosmic symmetry if they had a comeback just to come a game short,

Orel said...

Another double for Matty, but he still looks like he's playing through pain.

Orel said...

A-Gon RBI! 6-0 Dodgers.

Chad Fonville said...

It was supposed to be this easy the last month and a half you assholes!

Orel said...

THIS is the A-Gon we've been waiting for.

Steve Sax said...

6-0 dodgers!

Steve Sax said...

PLAYOFFS!

Mike Marshall said...

Jordy. Heh

Orel said...

Wright HBPs Quentin to force in a run.

Orel said...

Vin really has trouble with "Amarista."

Chad Fonville said...

Wait, if this is a Sanford and Sons blog, who's Aunt Esther?

Niiiples said...

Hey, hey, hey!

Orel said...

This is the vaunted Padres?

rbnlaw said...

I'm Rollo goddammit!

PLAYOFFS BISHES

Franklin Stubbs said...

Who knew?

rbnlaw said...

Wait. Is this the GT? WTF?


PLAYOFFS NOW!

rbnlaw said...

Pods gonna pod.


LAYPOFFS!

Orel said...

Beli: not sharp. 7-3 Dodgers.

Chad Fonville said...

Sheezus! Way to NOT block the plate, Ellis.

Orel said...

Bobby Abreu just stole a base, and other signs of the apocalypse.

Chad Fonville said...

Playoffs, bishes!

Orel said...

PGTUP