Aaron "Not Kershaw" Harang (9-10, 3.80) Clayton Kershaw (12-9, 2.70) vs. Homer Bailey (12-9, 3.82).
There's celebrations going on in Cincinnati, but not for the Dodgers, who are throwing in the towel by sending in Harang on three days' rest (his prior three starts on three days' rest have resulted in a 5.50 ERA).
Clayton Kershaw is indefinite with a sore hip. Shane Victorino is hurt with a sore wrist. Matt Kemp is still ailing from a sore shoulder, and A.J. Ellis is pretty fatigued. And Juan Uribe is fat.
So I'm not expecting we'll take the rubber game tonight here in Cincy. Let's just get ready for a day off before we get smoked in San Diego.
127 comments:
Looks like Kershaw is pitching.
PLAYOFFS!
Kershaw also better bring his big bat.
MIL and STL winning.
And the Reds will be trotting out their AAA lineup. For extra humiliation when we lose.
Cards up 6-3, B9. Cubs have a man on third with two out.
Pirates and Brewers both won.
Cubs lose, called strike three. cards win.
Santana had a 2R HR and a 3R HR today *cries*
Remember when they used to give away the car?
Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers
We appreciate YOU! Join us on 9/30 for Fan Appreciation Day, and a chance to win a year lease on a brand new Lexus: http://atmlb.com/Rav6AX
You have one year to be a big shot, then NOTHING.
Sounds familiar.
3P0 says the probability of the Dodgers making the playoffs is approximately 3720 to 1!
Playoffs!
PLAYOFFS!
@Paul: Odds?
Mellis 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Gonzalez 1B
Ramirez SS
Cruz 3
Herrera LF
AJellis C
Kershaw P
Look for Matt's shoulder to fly off, Clay's hip to collapse, and AJ to die of exhaustion...all in one game!
And Harang will come in in the second and give up eight runs in that frame
Go out in a blaze of awfulness!
Pennant race baseball. Gotta love it.
(cries)
The bats pick up right where they left off.
Matty chasing low and away again.
Fucking Batman knockoff.
Clayton HBP to start off. This is gonna go great!
Pull him!
Pull him!
Two on, one out. This is going great!
PLAYOFFS!
DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
You've been waiting forever to use that, haven't you?
Nice work, Hanley.
Rojo Ardiendo
Did someone say Batman?
That was a looooonnnnng scoreless inning.
Pull him!
20 pitches for Kershaw in the 1st.
Yes, Marla. Homer Bailey looks like your god/boyfriend.
NUMBER TWO!
Finally a homerun from Gonzo
That might have been out at DS.
Siddown, Stubbs!
Do not take the lord's name in vain!
Betcha Clayton gets a hit here.
Dre homer here.
I walked out of the room and came back to a commercial break. That means Dre homered and chased Bailey, right?
PLAYOFFS MUTHAFUCKAS!
Or not. Now back to this one.
Clayton's struggling.
Ha ha, rbn keeping his word!
Tie game, dammit.
Who's the god that got blasphemed?
Meanwhile, the kid is in trouble.
PLAYOFFS. . .
@rbn: I blasphemed Batman.
To be fair, Joel Schumacher beat me to it.
Bases loaded, two out. Time to get gritty, Clayton!
No, Tito, I won't be giving Homer Bailey any credit.
SIDDOWN VOTOOT
I hope we don't demoralize the Reds so much that they tank against the Giants.
How many damn mascots can one team have?
Clayton back for the 5th? Don't agree with this.
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Kershaw's warmup pitch sailed high over the catcher's head.
Kershaw claws and scratches through five. What a bad motherfucker.
YES
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Looks like Juan Uribe will pinch hit for Clayton Kershaw.
What the hell is Uribe doing on first?
If it's not a homer at GAB, it's not a homer. Sorry, Andre.
If I knew anything about baseball, I'm sure my comments would be more interesting.
OH YEAAHH!
Hanley got his uniform dirty! Nice dive!
Didn't you hear, DKA? Those aren't bills, just donations. Pay as little as you want.
Tolleson 1-2-3. Good job.
I know as little about finances as I do about baseball.
I'm still looking forward to my first Cool-A-Coo (in a couple of decades).
A Gon!
A Gon!
A-GONAGAIN!
Great, Hanley's hurt.
Really, DKA? What are you doing at a baseball blog? Not that we don't love having you here.
Hanley single!
Dee in for Hanley.
Dee looks like half a Uribe.
Cruz singles! What the hell is going on here?
I'm guessing you're a baseball widow/er.
Puzzle nut? But you haven't been doing the PCS puzzles.
DKA is Magic Johnson!
"The bunt is always in play." Tito's done his homework.
Just don't use improper commas around here and you'll be fine.
Wow, that was weird. A.J. bunts and Dee doesn't go. Then Dee scores and Luis takes third.
The erroneous apostrophes really do people in.
(after Bailey throws to first)
Abreu again?
Abreu walks! We knocked Homer out! Just like Drederick Tatum!
epale everyone!
Orel, Abreu is not a sack of excrement :(
we are winning!
Epale, Karina! You joining us for the softball tournament?
MELLLLLLLLIISSSSSSS
Mellis double! 4-1 Dodgers!
yep! I forgot to register!
Ethier RBI on a dribbler. Whatever it takes. 5-1 Dodgers!
Loving this game tonight.
And loving that K is commenting in Pacific time.
Softball Tournament payment and registration
wow! they have scored five runs...SO FAR
Also looking forward to your thoughts on Dodger Stadium, Karina!
Four-run eruption!
PLAYOFFS!
Hmmm, Karina shows up, DKA disappears. Are they the same person?
on Saturday, Orel :)
@Dusty that's funny because i'm still functioning on Venezuela time, for example, this afternoon I was around Koreatown at a Venezuelan restaurant and I thought "It's 4:15 pm, still time for the game"
Don't forget the SoSG beer fund!
Jansen leadoff walk.
I thought Beli was a cokehead.
Hey, let's not rush to judgment. Beli is perfectly capable of being addicted to alcohol and cocaine.
3Ks in the seventh for Kenley!
K = strikeout, also stands for "Kool" in "Kool-Aid"
Lots of empty seats at the Great American Ballpark there. At least, on GameDay
GOOOOOSH don't throw the game away!
Dee pulls a Sax!
Quit giving them extra outs, Dee
A-Gon didn't even try to stretch for the ball.
@Orel: Hey, now.
An original-flavor Sax!
Dee & Beli combining to give this one back?
Ruh roh.
SIDDOWN, STUBBS
Didi Conn at short for the Reds?
We have Dee Gordon. They have Didi Gregorious.
I'm pretty over Dee Gordon.
Whoops, make that 0-for-28
Ajellis double! This team's offense explodes, like, once a week.
I don't like this Phipps fellow.
Hell of a throw by Phipps.
So much for that double. Way to go, Juan!
One more out.
Reds bring the tying run to the plate.
Nice try, Dee!
PGTUP
Sorry boys and girl. I was grilling some fine food.
On to the MFPGT PLAYOFFS BISHES!
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