Saturday, March 24, 2012

Preseason Game 22 Thread: March 24 vs. Indians, 1pm

This is the official I've-been-running-around-all-morning-and-just-realized-we needed-a-game-thread-but-can't-post-pictures-from-my-iDevice-or-find-anything-witty-in-a-timely-manner Game Thread.

UPDATE:
Gratuitous picture of my dog

38 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

"Aryan Spilborghs" ???

Unfortunate spelling error by the broadcast crew.

Dusty Baker said...

Dee Gordon lays down a bunt and takes first. I want to type that many more times again this upcoming season.

Dusty Baker said...

And he promptly steals second then takes third on an errant throw to second!

Dusty Baker said...

1-0 as DG scores on a weak grounder by Ellis.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Andy LaRoche is with Cleveland? When did this happen?

Dusty Baker said...

I had lost track of LaRoche, too.

Loney drives in Rivera. 2-1

Dusty Baker said...

"Uribe is more of a pull hitter"

He can't hit a god damned thing - he can't be called any type of hitter.

karina said...

has anyone seen the (pardon my french) douche wearing a Jints hat sitting on the first row behind home plate? he's interrupting my concentration!

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

I've been cussing at that guy all afternoon.

I like when people say "pardon my French" and then use a French word.

karina said...

douche is TEXTING! is it wrong that now I want to pick up a fight with him?

Dusty Baker said...

It's not wrong, Karina.

Feel the hateHateHATE!!!

karina said...

Dusty *blushes* just wanted to use the most polite and insulting word I could find in "English"

Dusty Baker said...

Oh, Charley, you're already in mid-season form. In that you are the only person watching the game who didn't immediately see that Kemp dropped the ball.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm not sold on this San Juan Capuano fella.

Dusty Baker said...

Rancho Ohshitiendo

Dusty Baker said...

"And that will end the inning..."

No, only the second out. This is not that hard, Charley.

2-2

Dusty Baker said...

How could someone see Todd Coffey running onto the field for a relief appearance and think, "Oh, yeah. I gotta sign this guy to a contract"?

Dusty Baker said...

That said I wish Coffey well. He's a fun guy to watch and I'm sure will provide endless opportunities for comment in the Game Threads.

karina said...

I'm rooting he becomes a nice surprise

Dusty Baker said...

My god MacDougal is putrid. This is his bounce back year?

4-2 Cleveland on some bad pitching. ANd on Urine not being able to make a clean play on a ball. Some guy yelled "Hey Uribe - you suck!" and you could hear it on the broadcast. I also yelled it from my sofa.

Orel said...

Uribe is more of a pulled pork eater.

Dusty Baker said...

I just yelled "Oh come on, god dammit, you fat pile of shit" at Uribe. As I crushed a double-double from In-N-Out.

Orel said...

It's not like Uribe needs to be in good shape to help his team.

Oh wait, he does.

Dusty Baker said...

It's not like Uribe has to actually be able to hit and field in order to play the game....oh, wait.

Dusty Baker said...

Cruz delivers! 4-4 scoreline now. It's on, boys and girls!

Dusty Baker said...

5-4!!!

karina said...

can we have more of this at the regular season?

karina said...

^in

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

5-4 blue fuck yeah! Cactus league pennant race in full effect

karina said...

DB's toothpick: let's celebrate any battle we win!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

K that's the spirit no victory too small!

Dusty Baker said...

It may be our only thing to celebrate!

I kid, I kid..I remain optimistic.

Orel said...

Florida: biggest choke of the tournament

Dusty Baker said...

I was watching that FL debacle, too, Orel. Cannot believe they folded so badly. Made horrible decisions late, too, when they still had time to win it.

Orel said...

The bottom literally falls out of the ball, Rick? Really?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

That's a wrap kids

Spank said...

Douche i mean Touche

MeanieBreanie said...

I'm very late to the party but I must say that Frankie is as handsome as ever.