Birthday boy Clayton Kershaw is on the bump today matching up against the Indians' Jeanmar Gomez. Our newly minted Cy Young winner has yet to allow his first earned run in spring training, and looks to continue that trend today. Will I see Kid K's name next to a "W" in the box score at the end of the day, or will it show me Jeanmar*?
photo: MLB.com
*I know it's not pronounced that way, but the pun is too horrible to resist.
Monday, March 19, 2012
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Hairston - SS
Loney - 1B
Kemp - CF
Ethier - RF
Rivera - LF
Kennedy - 3B
Sellers - 2B
Treanor - C
Kershaw - P
Lock of the day: Kemp bats with no one on and two outs in the first.
I want to FF to the regular season at this point.
Horrible pun, Stubbs. You ought to Burma shamed of yourself.
I should be, but I'm not.
After all, bad puns Irrawaddy have come to expect around here.
I'm Andamant, Sea, about you guys knocking out these horrible puns.
Mandalay goes by slowly when I have to listen to your puns, Stubbs.
Mariners have released Hong-Chiu Kuo. Jason, you're closest, so can you get over to the scene and give us some in-depth coverage of this news?
Alternatively, you may drink a beer in Kuo's honor.
I'm running out of viable puns, Dusty, so let that fact Malay your fears a bit.
You lying Bago...!
Phuket...you're right. I can't help myself.
@Dusty
I work for the freaking team owner and I learned about Kuo's release here.
Too bad, I would have gladly added a Kuo Mariners (replica) jersey next to my Trayvon Robinson. I'd have to get the Robinson jersey first, but still.
Did Cleveland get new hats this year? I don't recall the 'C' logo looking so much like the Cubs cap in recent years.
Quit Yangon my chains, Stubbs!
If you guys don't cut out these puns, I'm Amarapura 'cross the knuckles.
Malacca self-discipline is really evident here.
I will be Penang a strongly worded letter to SoSG headquarters about all these Shenyangins.
Ethier breaks up the no-hitter.
Then gets stranded by Rivera and Kennedy. Par-for-2012.
Mizoram loves company, so I'm glad you guys are around the GT today.
Why Kayin we score any runs today?
Oh, the Chittagong to have to put up with from SoSG HR, now...
Too few Hittites and too many at-bats that can just are best described as Gobi-in-the-dugout?
Nice one, Stubbs. I had been toying with "Chittagong" all afternoon but couldn't quite work it in.
Did GameDay have adverts in the right "column" last season?
Yeah, I believe they did. I seem to remember some being animated, which was particularly annoying.
Carlos Santana absolutely crushed that ball.
(cries)
(beats dead horse)
Son. of. a. hur.
Cleveland announcers starting in with the "Hu's on short?" jokes.
Sellers!
Why is gameday stalled at 4-2 in the ninth?
For a second there it went to 4-3 CLE, and then reverted, and now is stalled
Buyers!
remorse after signing Urine.
Mine is stalled, too.
DAMMIT! The MLB.tv feed just went offline. Now what am I supposed to do at the office? Work?
Did Arizona suddenly drop off the face of the Earth? Someone get MLASC on it, stat!
Final 2-0 CLE (7)?!?!?!?!
Curious...
My Gameday now lists us in warmups for the top of the 9th.
Also, there are blowout auctions going on for 32 GB iPads. Blowout auctions? I don't think they understand the marketing term, "blowout."
Who the hell is Jake Lemmerman?
Two more errors for Hairston today...AGAIN
To be fair, the first error by Hairston was in no way his fault since he was practically run over by Sellers as he threw the ball to first.
I believe we lost 4-3 in some amount of innings greater than 5.
It's Schrödinger's box score. We have neither won nor lost until it's observed.
Can we call Uribe "Schrödinger's Fat"? He is unable to observe any of the pitches that sail past him, but we already know the outcome of the events
The auction was for blown out iPads.
@FB 5:49p: f'ing brilliant. LOL.
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