Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Fresh off their 9-1 drubbing of the Angels on Monday, the Dodgers face Drew Pomeranz and the Rockies. Pomeranz, 2-1 with a 5.40 ERA and 1.31 WHIP last year, his rookie year, is also known to reduce heart disease risk factors, including LDL oxidation, macrophage oxidative status, and foam cell formation. We'll see if he's as wonderful as he's made out to be.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
37 comments:
Not Pomeranianz?
Facepom.
shake your pom poms
shake your pom poms
Another tasteless pun, and I'm likely to get pommelled.
Quit horsing around, will ya?
Hey, lo humor is all we've got, so let us wallow in it!
As long as no one takes our jokes for granate.
Don't aid and abet poor punning!
Someone needs to get Capuano some sanies.
DeE (1, fielding)
Whoops:
Gordon - 6
MEllis - 4
Kemp - 8
Ethier - 9
Rivera - DH
Sands - 3
Van Slyke - 7
Uribe - 5
Treanor - 2
Capuano - 1
Mark Ellis at the plate bears something of a resemblance to (non-SoSG) Steve Sax. Perhaps with a bit less energy.
That play made me feel like I was watching a Little League game. The number of people in attendance in this thread only reinforces that feeling.
What the hell happened in here?
Everyone had a date with Rosie Pom.
We're losing? That's unusual.
Dozed off there for a moment.
3-0 Beer Guys at the end of two.
Damn, I pulled a muscle on that play by Dee.
No Beard in the lineup for the Rox?
The Rox left everyone with any significant MLB experience behind, apparently.
I hope the Beard doesn't play. I think seeing him in a Rox uniform would make the LFP's server explode.
When did Spring Training uniforms change so significantly?
@Marla: Mark Grace said everyone changed Spring Training uniforms 45 years ago.
Dudes, we're getting one-hit.
Well, two now, but the run still counts.
Can the scrubs pick up the slack again?
Mitchell, Angle blow a rancho ardiendo opportunity in the seventh. Rox lead 4-1.
We needed Angle of Attack, what we got was Angle of Repose.
We suck
Fed with a one-out double
Luis Cruz scores him! We suck only a little bit less!
4-2 COL
And just like that, we're back to 3 down.
Will Chad Tracy get to bat in this game? Yes, he will.
Will Chad Tracy get a hit in this game? No, he will not.
Last licks.
It's a final: Pom deters Dodgers 5-2.
*ducks*
Stubbs with a spuds joke.
Tubers are inherently humorous. It's science!
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