Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Preseason Game 10 Thread: March 13 vs. Rockies, 1p

Fresh off their 9-1 drubbing of the Angels on Monday, the Dodgers face Drew Pomeranz and the Rockies. Pomeranz, 2-1 with a 5.40 ERA and 1.31 WHIP last year, his rookie year, is also known to reduce heart disease risk factors, including LDL oxidation, macrophage oxidative status, and foam cell formation. We'll see if he's as wonderful as he's made out to be.

37 comments:

Franklin Stubbs said...

Not Pomeranianz?

Hideo Nomo said...

Facepom.

Spank said...

shake your pom poms
shake your pom poms

Franklin Stubbs said...

Another tasteless pun, and I'm likely to get pommelled.

Fred's Brim said...

Quit horsing around, will ya?

Franklin Stubbs said...

Hey, lo humor is all we've got, so let us wallow in it!

Hideo Nomo said...

As long as no one takes our jokes for granate.

Jason said...

Don't aid and abet poor punning!

Jason said...

Someone needs to get Capuano some sanies.

Jason said...

DeE (1, fielding)

Jason said...

Whoops:

Gordon - 6
MEllis - 4
Kemp - 8
Ethier - 9
Rivera - DH
Sands - 3
Van Slyke - 7
Uribe - 5
Treanor - 2
Capuano - 1

Jason said...

Mark Ellis at the plate bears something of a resemblance to (non-SoSG) Steve Sax. Perhaps with a bit less energy.

Jason said...

That play made me feel like I was watching a Little League game. The number of people in attendance in this thread only reinforces that feeling.

Franklin Stubbs said...

What the hell happened in here?

Hideo Nomo said...

Everyone had a date with Rosie Pom.

Hideo Nomo said...

We're losing? That's unusual.

Jason said...

Dozed off there for a moment.

3-0 Beer Guys at the end of two.

Jason said...

Damn, I pulled a muscle on that play by Dee.

Hideo Nomo said...

No Beard in the lineup for the Rox?

Jason said...

The Rox left everyone with any significant MLB experience behind, apparently.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I hope the Beard doesn't play. I think seeing him in a Rox uniform would make the LFP's server explode.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

When did Spring Training uniforms change so significantly?

Hideo Nomo said...

@Marla: Mark Grace said everyone changed Spring Training uniforms 45 years ago.

Hideo Nomo said...

Dudes, we're getting one-hit.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Well, two now, but the run still counts.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Can the scrubs pick up the slack again?

Steve Sax said...

Mitchell, Angle blow a rancho ardiendo opportunity in the seventh. Rox lead 4-1.

Franklin Stubbs said...

We needed Angle of Attack, what we got was Angle of Repose.

Steve Sax said...

We suck

Fed with a one-out double

Steve Sax said...

Luis Cruz scores him! We suck only a little bit less!

4-2 COL

Franklin Stubbs said...

And just like that, we're back to 3 down.

Jason said...

Will Chad Tracy get to bat in this game? Yes, he will.

Will Chad Tracy get a hit in this game? No, he will not.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Last licks.

Franklin Stubbs said...

It's a final: Pom deters Dodgers 5-2.

Franklin Stubbs said...

*ducks*

Jason said...

Stubbs with a spuds joke.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Tubers are inherently humorous. It's science!