Sunday, October 23, 2011

World Series Game 4 Thread: Cardinals @ Rangers, 5p

Edwin Jackson (1-0, 5.84). vs. Derek Holland (1-0, 5.27).

"The Cardinals and Rangers have scored a total of eight runs in their first two games. Expect them to exceed that in Game 3 alone," I wrote yesterday. Game 3's total runs? 23. Herewith:

FIVE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN GAME 4

1. Um, fewer than twenty-three total runs. Pujols fewer than three homers. Going out on a limb here.

2. A former Dodger (Jackson? Furcal? Theriot? Beltre?) does something productive, annoying Dodger fans everywhere.

3. Shot of Nolan Ryan with MASSIVE TENSION HEADACHE.

4. Yadier Molina signs an endorsement deal with Maybelline eyeliner.

5. Ogando vs. Craig (Part 4) settled by arm wrestling.

photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images

14 comments:

Orel said...

Pierzynski and Karros...eh.

Orel said...

ZOOEY

Orel said...

Zooey has a surprisingly low singing voice.

Orel said...

Good job, ZD. Looks great, sings great.

Orel said...

George Bush throwing from the mound.

Orel said...

Guess they just woke Joe Buck up from his nap.

DodgersKings323 said...

R.I.P. Simoncelli

Orel said...

Beltre grabs a hot shot by Furcal. Item #2 ACHIEVED.

Orel said...

1-2-3 first for the Rangers. Nice.

Orel said...

Hamilton RBI! 1-0 TEX.

Orel said...

Rangers seem to be missing a lot of opportunities here.

Josh S. said...

Every Napoli home run ball is stained with the tears of Angel fans.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HE GAVE UP A HIT! HE'S TOAST! PULL HIM, WASH! PULL HIM!

Spank Horst said...

CARDINALS!