Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Matt Harrison (1-1, 5.02) vs. probably Chris Carpenter (3-0, 3.30).
Holy smokes! It's the first World Series Game 7 in SoSG history! I have to say, I was pulling for the Rangers, but after last night's stunning Game 6, I just want another incredible game no matter the outcome. Is that too much to ask before baseball goes into deep freeze?
photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
118 comments:
Orel, there seems to be some kind of glitch in the heading for this post. "Game 7" keeps blinking in and out. You should really look into that.
^ I agree.
You can't do that shit in a game 7 ,Kinsler.
Boooooooooooo!
Hate the Shards, Vinny!
ps- Fuck the Cards!
Joe Buck just rubbed it in to MLASC.
What did Joe Buck do?
2-0 already, assholez!!!!
Berkman's beard looks infected.
^Mentioned FRINGE
@MLASC
He brought up they they're preempting Fringe.
Yeah, just walk everybody. Why not?
Ah, whatever. There's still Chuck.
DAMMIT
Throw strikes, idjit.
One of the last DAMMITs of the year, alas.
(cries)
The Rangers cannot hold a two-run lead to save their asses.
FUCK YOU CARDINALS DO NOT RUIN MY LIFE!!!!
Uribe for Freese, straight up.
Uh oh. It's a commercial for that guy Sax wants to murder with an ax.
OH NO! HE'S USING GOOGLE! HEEEE'S UUUUSING GOOOOOGLE!!!
WHAT?!?! IT'S AN AD FOR GOOGLE?!?! WHEN WILL IT STOP!?!?! WHEEEEEEN WIIIIILL IIIIIIIIIIT STOOOOOOOOOOOP!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Saxe murder?
You'd think Google wouldn't have to advertise, no? Like, who the hell doesn't a) know about the company and b) use their services?
I've used Bing since I was 11. I would like to sample a new browsing product. Perhaps this one that advertises during my baseball show will meet my needs.
THE BALL DIDN'T COME OUT OF HIS GLOVE. IT MISSED IT ENTIRELY.
Spanky will use his Apple II on AOL to switch from Lycos searching capability to this whole new "Google" thing.
I use gigablast.
Let's all discuss this baseball game on The Well.
What makes you think I haven't already, Dusty?
oh shit. tied score.
ALLEN CRAIG FOR MVP
I'm gonna start cutting myself!!!
MDIL (getting me a beer): Uh-oh, you only have two of these left. Is that gonna last you tonight?
Dusty: [Homer Simpson groan] That's not even going to last me the next inning.
(cries)
Freese out? Unpossible!
Good ol' MDIL. she's a trooper.
Jim Edmonds? I thought that was Seth MacFarlane on 'roids.
Stupid bunts.
I have seen maybe an hour of this world series before tonight and I am watching tonight's with the sound off. If the Dodgers ever make it to the World Series in what is remaining of my lifetime, I will have to attend each game because I don't think I could watch the games on Fox
Cunning runts.
45
and hi, everybody. I've missed you and I've missed Dodger baseball
Don't sweat it, Hamilton. It just means God wants you to fail.
God told him to foul out, just for shits and giggles.
@FB
I was sitting there watching last night's game and thinking that if there were actually a team I gave a shit about playing in the WS (e.g., Dodgers), I'm not sure how my body and mind could actually take it.
God hates you, Josh. And he wants you to start doing drugs again.
!TIMMAD
*starts doing drugs again*
Oh,The National League won the All-Star Game. I get it now.
So, if Ron Washington knew how to fill out a lineup card, the Rangers would have won this at least a game ago.
That's what happens when you take life lessons from Depeche Mode, Josh.
Heh.
@DB, you and me both, brother. I was thinking the exact same thing. Seeing chumps like Freese, Jay, Theriot and Craig embarrassing a team like Texas, a team i don't give a hell about, is driving me crazy as it is. If it's us vs some cockbag team like Boston or the White Sox in the World Series in 5 years and they "Cardinaling" us in a game seven, I might not survive the ride
OW, MY SHIRT
And those are the Beard Truths, as spake by Fred's Brim. #Obey
Wow. That was close.
I thought that was a strike.
Let's get that in infrared.
Oh yeah, CJ Wilson. That'll help.
CJ, you are dreamy but you suck
As soon as I hit submit.
CJ's market value just tanked.
Raffy is already on the 2012 60-day disabled list after that HBP
If Shards hang on, the last WS winners will be:
Shards
Gnats
Yank-mes
Phiwwies
So much hate, so little time.
Go back further Dust and you get Red Sox and Cards. Last winner I kinda sorta liked was the ChiSox.
Fuck you, Sklar Brothers, you unfunny bastards
The crazy thing is, the Rangers are probably good enough to keep coming back here and trying again until they get it right.
wash yer hair, CJ
I stopped bc I don't hate on Red Sox, so that was the natural break. One could conceivably argue that that Red Sox team was part of the modern, deplorable Red Sox Nation bit, not the lovable loser Red Sox team from a few years before that, though. Which would the give you:
Shards
Gnats
Yank-mes
Phiwwies
Red Sox
Shards
Everybody together now:
(cries)
Have a beer, CJ
"Replay footage was not taken with Nikon camera."
No. Shit.
haahaha
I love the disclaimer.
"Replay footage was not taken using the Nikon 1 camera"
Stupid litigious world
Oh, wow, we have one more DAMMIT for the season.
CJ looks pouty
DAMMIT?!
They were definitely the "not particularly interesting" Red Sox.
I'm going to need some of Wash's stash to get through the rest of this game.
haha that got guy got nutshotted!
LaRussa pushing all the right buttons, making all the right calls. Blah blah blah
Hamilton and Washington will go on a Sheen-esque bender after losing their second-straight world series.
ha ha - i get it - there's a dr. pepper drink that is so manly that women can't drink it.
i weep for my soda of choice.
on a positive note, only an hour or so more of Brian Wilson
@FB
It will the the opposite of Winning; will be called Losing!
Bring in Omar Daal.
yes, we've seen that sign before
attaboy, Arthur. I used to see him as a Rochester Red Wing when I was still in High School
@FB
And he was already 36?
Toma!
Dotel kinda looks like Manny
Oh man, I saw the hair from a distance and I thought it was Karros!
You're telling me the Cardinals are gonna win and there's no Fringe tonight?!?!?!
what is this world coming to??!!
Nice hustle ,merknam. fuckman. whatevs.
100!
I hope Adams is a Dodger at some point, even if it's just for a year, so I can get an Adams jersey
stupid ump
I hope he gets graded out of doing another world series
i like watching Puma do those slow motion dives back into first
6-2 St. Louie
BRING THE HATE!
Joe buck really does suck.
Come on, god dammit! I need this in my life!
stupid everything
@FB 7:44
I'm fairly screwed in that department.
Greatest pop out of this or any generation.
BELTRE!
I don't think David Murphy is a real baseball player. He looks like an actor playing a baseball player. It kind of looks right, like he's studied for the part, but it's just a little off
@Josh at least you don't get somebody asking you everyday if you are "related to the president"
yuck
Texas!
Grit
I don't like this.
Congrats Mr. Furcal.
Octavio Dotel: One ring
Charles Barkley: None
What do you mean there's no Game 8?
Dotel: One ring
LeBron: No rings
113 days, 8 hours, 13 minutes, 32 seconds until pitchers and catchers report.
Bright side: the Dodgers are now in first place.
Beisbol is over. Long live beisbol.
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