- NLDS Game 5: Diamondbacks @ Brewers, 2p
Ian Kennedy (0-1, 5.40) vs. Yovani Gallardo (1-0, 1.13). - NLDS Game 5: Cardinals @ Phillies, 5:30p
Chris Carpenter (0-0, 12.00) vs. Roy Halladay (1-0, 3.38).
Now that the Tigers have restored sanity to the baseball universe by knocking the Yankees out of the playoffs, it's time for the Cardinals to take out those punk-ass Phillies (sorry, Dusty!) and for the Brewers to put a stop to the Snakes' hot streak. Unlike yesterday, every team is trotting out a Quality Starter™. No cookies today!
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WHOO MEGATHREAD WHOOOOOOOOOOO
Did i tell you guys about the dude i saw in AZ? He had a shirt that said "Last name; Ever, First name; Greatest" :D Of course i was like "middle name; douche?" Who even makes such a thing?
Has anyone seen that show American Horror Story?
Nobody cares about the NLDS?
Currently a tie-game between the d-bags and the beers.
@DK323
I'm still processing what you just wrote. Might need to check myself into a mental facility. We're not going to make it, are we?
You nailed the middle name.
@Mr. F
I care.
A sprite commercial featured that as a lyric.
D-Bags threatening in the 6th. Runners on 1st and 3rd with 2 outs.
DB, you complete me.
Just came back from Moneyball.
I also saw AHS Wednesday.
Gallardo got out of it. Still tied.
This is a quintessential playoff game. Every pitch and every baserunner mean something.
I like how you referred to the Brewers as the beers earlier, Fanerman.
Unintentional intentional walk.
Wiki Leaks is turrible.
Bunting could not possibly have been the best course of action.
What a catch by Chris Young!
Jiminy Christmas
Is there something new w Wiki Leaks, Josh?
The guy everybody hates with a big ribee.
Beers go up 2-1.
Hooray for beer!
beerBeerBEER!!!!
Saito!
Like the Brewers, but can't bring myself to root for K-Rod.
Dusty: Wiki Leaks=Ricky Weeks.
Also, fuck you K-Rod.
K-Rod, you suck-diddly-uck.
@Josh
Oh, yeah, that's right. Your brother in law coined that, right?
Grand slam by Kat Von D-Bag coming here.
Was it any good i didn't see it? I wanted to see Moneyball this week too
FUCKING PARRA
Will be funny if after mentioning their record when leading late they go on to blow it, we all know that doesn't matter in the postseason!
I want to run over Parra with a freight train. Arrogant little git.
BALLS
When the Brewers only came away with one run in that inning i got the feeling the Dbacks would come back and steal this. Nice job for not bunting early by Gibbie.
Fucking d-bags.
John Broxford.
I think it may be time to pull Axford.
Who's pitching, Troncoso?
1 out
2 outs on fielder's choice
DAYUM.
So, either a Brewers walkoff or free baseball?
I can dig it.
So close, Jerry. So close.
45
46
RED ALERT:I'M OUT OF BEER
47
Damnit Dusty!!!
Free baseball!
Finish him!
I predicted Brewers in 5, but now It can only be Brewers in 5.111111111 at the least.
Furcal with a leadoff triple in the other game going on.
54
STUPID BUNTS.
Scoring position with 1 out!
THE BREWERS WIN!!! THE BREWERS WIN!!!
And.....it's the Beers.
Da Beers.
BEER!!!!!!!!
Cool...inside fireworks.
Indoor fireworks? That can't be safe.
DAMMIT.
Damn, Nyjer.
And it's 1-0 Cardinals in the late game.
Eucker sounds like an old time boxing announcer.
The Phiwwies aren't going to lose this, are they?
Confusion between Poo-hole and Puto? Call it, dumbasses!
Placido Polanco sounds like he ought to be a tenor.
Skip Schumacher being removed from the game?
Holy spit...thought that ball was out of the Yard.
Carpenter got out of that jam.
Holy Hell, Carpenter! Rainy days and not running out grounders always get me down.
6 innings through. Still 1-0.
Cards have something going in the 8th...
Fuckman with a chance to put it out of reach.
Can Mothballs extend the lead?
They're gonna wish they got something there.
No.
Poop.
Fookie!!!
Is there anyone that doesn't play that fucking Journey song in the 8th inning?
C'mon, Cards! Beat Dusty's team!
Here we are, then.
That's one...
That's two!
Gritty out right there by Pence.
Woohoo! Dusty's team loses!
That's THREE! Go eat a D, Victorino!
Now I can hate the Cards properly again! GO BREWERS!
Whoa. Sniper took out Howard.
I don't like the Phils in the least, but that looked pretty bad.
RAFFFFYYY!!!!
Howard and A-Roid how many million dollar busts?
Wow. No Yankees, Red Sox, or Phillies. I like!
Last year Howard left the bat on his shoulder for the last out, and this year he got picked off by a sniper running to first. Feel bad for him. As much as I hate the Phiwwies I can't hate RHo.
Now I can fully focus on hating the Shards.
[Not 100]
Holy. cow.
And now Howard has a torn Achilles?
Holy sht
That sucks for Howard =/
Shit happens.
#ryanhoward
#laughs
Milwaukee-St Louis, the NLCS America (and Fox) wanted to see
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