Edwin Jackson (1-0, 5.84). vs. Derek Holland (1-0, 5.27).
"The Cardinals and Rangers have scored a total of eight runs in their first two games. Expect them to exceed that in Game 3 alone," I wrote yesterday. Game 3's total runs? 23. Herewith:
1. Um, fewer than twenty-three total runs. Pujols fewer than three homers. Going out on a limb here.
2. A former Dodger (Jackson? Furcal? Theriot? Beltre?) does something productive, annoying Dodger fans everywhere.
3. Shot of Nolan Ryan with MASSIVE TENSION HEADACHE.
4. Yadier Molina signs an endorsement deal with Maybelline eyeliner.
5. Ogando vs. Craig (Part 4) settled by arm wrestling.
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14 comments:
Pierzynski and Karros...eh.
ZOOEY
Zooey has a surprisingly low singing voice.
Good job, ZD. Looks great, sings great.
George Bush throwing from the mound.
Guess they just woke Joe Buck up from his nap.
R.I.P. Simoncelli
Beltre grabs a hot shot by Furcal. Item #2 ACHIEVED.
1-2-3 first for the Rangers. Nice.
Hamilton RBI! 1-0 TEX.
Rangers seem to be missing a lot of opportunities here.
Every Napoli home run ball is stained with the tears of Angel fans.
HE GAVE UP A HIT! HE'S TOAST! PULL HIM, WASH! PULL HIM!
CARDINALS!
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