Edwin Jackson (1-0, 5.84). vs. Derek Holland (1-0, 5.27).
"The Cardinals and Rangers have scored a total of eight runs in their first two games. Expect them to exceed that in Game 3 alone," I wrote yesterday. Game 3's total runs? 23. Herewith:
1. Um, fewer than twenty-three total runs. Pujols fewer than three homers. Going out on a limb here.
2. A former Dodger (Jackson? Furcal? Theriot? Beltre?) does something productive, annoying Dodger fans everywhere.
3. Shot of Nolan Ryan with MASSIVE TENSION HEADACHE.
4. Yadier Molina signs an endorsement deal with Maybelline eyeliner.
5. Ogando vs. Craig (Part 4) settled by arm wrestling.
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