Friday, April 10, 2009

Put a Fork in It: The Pavano Files

1.0 IP 6 Hits 9 Runs 9 Earned Runs 2 Home Runs 3 Walks

Oh, and he got the loss.

"Put a Fork In It" - Possible Seagal Comedy Title?

6 comments:

Orel said...

At least he nailed Alyssa Milano.

Fred's Brim said...

how many pitchers has she ruined? Pavano, Zito, Penny...
Makes me wonder if Jason Schmidt snuck in there at some point

The medical community needs to identify this STD and quick, well not until she beds Cole Hamels

Delino DeShields said...

She's F'd more pitchers than Tommy John surgery.

Roberto said...

Pavano has Milano disease. He's done. Just like Brad Penny.

Alex Cora said...

They have Milanitis.

John Rosenthal said...

"Milanitis" unfairly disparages those delicious Pepperidge Farm cookes.