Greatness Reaches Fenway

And it's not mediocre talents like Dustin Pedroia, David Ortiz, or the Diceman. In their single greatest acquisition since CURRENT DODGER MANNY RAMIREZ, Red Sox nation has found a reason to smile again. For CHIPOTLE has invaded Fenway. And the reviews are through the roof:

"Now I have heard folks wax poetic when it comes to Chipotle's fresh made, limed rice. But I have to say I was not INCREDIBLY IMPRESSED!!!

I don't know why everyone thinks this Chipotle sucks so much. I'm not saying it's the best or anything, but it isn't bad.

I was actually infuriated after eating here. the food at chipotle's literally insulted my taste buds with their disgusting crap and tasteless excuse for burritos. I am lucky to have Chipotle in my otherwise meaningless existence!

The Sox have won two World Series, and are right near Newbury Comics. But I've never been jealous of their fans until now.