How is Paris better than the Dodgers (and A-Rod)? Read on.
From "Keeping Tabs on A-Rod: A Yankees star spends a week in the grip of New York's ungentle journalism" in the latest issue of Sports Illustrated:
LIGHTNIN'-ROD Everyone agrees the man has a knack for making news
Trouble-prone [Alex Rodriguez] sunbathes in public, squabbles with Jeter, yells at third baseman. The guy's like Paris Hilton, though she does better with men in scoring position.