Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Delino vs. MLB.com

Some things happen on the web that are acts of passion. Such is the case with the Delino after a particularly aggravating loss. One cleverly misspelled ("fawk," "Sheet") hyphenated post later, and the Delino was cast off all MLB.com message boards. But, after spending millions on MLB.com, I have decided to fight against my MLB red flag. If Paris Hilton is allowed to return to her "oldest profession" tendencies, then the Delino deserves his freedom of speech. I'm not asking you to campaign on my behalf, yet. Hopefully my not particularly well-written letter will do the trick. Stay tuned.

Dear MLB.com,

I have paid for three seasons of MLB.TV (even did the premium this year). My request is rather simple. I was locked out of the message boards some time ago. I think I've shown myself to be a loyal customer, and have paid you guys a lot of money over the years. I'm not even sure why I was kicked out... but I'd like to be able to access the message boards again. I promise to behave!

9 comments:

Bud Sealick said...

Delino, you need to take responsibility for your actions and therefore I am turning down your request to be reinstated on the MLB.com message boards.

cigarcow said...

You were warned, now you must suffer the consequences. Let's see the offending post(s).

Rob said...

Why would you want to even spend time among those poltroons and halfwits?

Delino DeShields said...

I wish I kept the offending post. It was just one, and they took it off and kicked me out with a warning. I pretty much just did a lot of fake swears, slightly misspelled to avoid being blocked. I've done a lot of community service since then, and I have the same physical condition as Paris... which means I need to be on the boards to survive.

Delino DeShields said...

Rob's got a point. I think I posted ten times in my life. But it's knowing that I can't which is irking me.

Damon said...

Hey guyz do u think we could get Migel Caberera for Wilson Betemit strate up???

I was trying to emulate the MLB.com boars for you Delino

Steve Sax said...

damon, that's hilarious

Delino DeShields said...

Thanks Damon. Felt like I'm right back on Dodgers.com! (How about Delino DeShields for the Utley and Howard?)

Steven said...

Damon, your spelling is a little too accurate for the MLB.com trolls.

But seriously, hilarious.