New Season, New Cellar

Two games in, and a few pitchers have already proved themselves to be truly feared... by their coaches!

Steve Trachsel has Mets nation breathing a sigh of relief with his 27.00 ERA. Though it is a marked improvement over his LCS ERA of 45.00

Scott Dunn's proving that his lifetime 10.97 ERA might be an anamoly. He's hovering right under a respectable 70.00 ERA.

And if Red Sox stud Julian Tavrez keeps up his Trachsel-esque 27.00 ERA, he might be able to spend time in the Bronx without having sodomy threatened against him.