Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Minor Setback on the Urbina Comeback Trail

Ugueth Urbina was just sentenced to 14 years in a Venezuelan prison, for his role in attempting to murder five workers on his family's ranch. Urbina allegedly joined a group of men in attacking and injuring workers with machetes and pouring gasoline on them.

I'm not a legal expert, but I don't think this is going to help get him signed as a free agent.

I do like the name "Ugueth," though, partially because this spell-checker pulls up "Garth," "Agatha," and "Goethe" as potential alternatives.


Lasorda said...

Ugueth, meet Uma. Uma, meet Ugueth.