Via Dodger Thoughts come these posts about everybody's favorite broadcaster:
Classic Monday right there: "Scoring is Loney, and cruising into second with a standup double is James Loney!"
Hah, I chuckled at that too. To Monday, "Double" has a triple meaning: a two-base hit; a person's doppelganger is on the basepaths; and two shots of alcohol, as in what Monday had before the inning started.
Monday: "So Hamulack gets into strikeout mold."
Sounds like something you'd find in Adam Dunn's sweatsocks.
Monday: "The gooze was nood for the Dodgers this afternoon..."
This is really fish in a barrel. I'd better stop now.
Rick Monday is so awesome. The guy just lives to mess up.