Friday, March 02, 2007

The Diceman Cometh

Breaking news - The Red Sox have signed a Japanese player!

After 100,000 articles and a dreadful nickname, Daisuke Matsuzaka is starting today against Boston College (home of Doug Flutie, John Kerry, and "The Powers of Matthew Star" director Leonard Nimoy). I for one hopes he strikes out the first 100 batters he faces, or else Red Sox nation will immediately go back to their whiny kvetching.

Meanwhile... DICE K? It's worse than all of Sean Combs names put together. To me, LT will always be Lawrence Taylor, TO is Toronto (aka The T Dot), and there's only one Diceman...


Orel said...


Delino DeShields said...

Dice knows what Dice needs