Clayton Kershaw (5-3, 1.85) vs. Jason Marquis (6-2, 3.82)
Both were legendary figures in their initial Spring Trainings, now Clayton Kershaw (a.k.a. The Minotaur) and Yasiel Puig (a.k.a. Brute 66) will team up for the first time in the big leagues. Standing in their way will be the nefarious duo of Jason Marquis (a.k.a. Marquis Desaad) and Carlos Quentin (a.k.a. The Human Asshole)*.
The Dodgers have already won the series, only their second series win against an NL West opponent this season. (The other was against, you guessed it, the Padres back in early April.) A win tonight would ensure a sweep, an exit from the NL West basement, and a continuation of the undefeated streak in the Puig era.
Wouldn't that be super?
*This is also the last chance for any kind of revenge against Quentin in front of the Dodger Stadium crowd until August 30th. Just let Puig hit about three dingers before you go plunking, K.